jingle shingles

Any made-up illness used to get sick days around the holiday season.

Elf 1: Man, it sucks that Christmas is in the middle of the week this year. I don't want to have to take vacation days just to travel.
Elf 2: Just call in with a case of the jingle shingles.
Elf 1: Nah man, you need a doctor's note. I'll have a better chance using holly jolly herpes.

by teknik December 21, 2013

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

ur uncle has shingles

The only acceptable response to “your granny tranny”

Tim: “ur granny tranny”

Jesus: “ur uncle has shingles”

Tim: *contracts crabs*

by Josef Stalin’s March 15, 2018

Quandavious roof shingleston

A man who steals roof tiles and absorbs them to make his skin into a defensive layer for protection

Dude Quandavious roof shingleston took my shingles again

by DEPOT TECHNO April 16, 2022

Shingle ass

The result of a sexual rendezvous on a rooftop; usually affecting the naked bum of the person spending the most time on the bottom. Symptoms include redness, sore cheeks and limited movement. Treatment includes massage and consumption of alcohol. You may want to go back up on the roof and take 2, but remain on top; therefore evening up the score. Now you both are shingle-assed.

we roof-hung last night and I rode him like a mechanical bull... he got shingle ass for sure!

by BiancaJill69 June 1, 2011

Shiggled

Describes a feeling of giddyness or stupidity due to inhibitory substances. Comes from She and Giggled

There are no words I'm shiggled beyond belief!!!

by J Allen September 8, 2008

Shingledigger

One who incessantly scratches at a rash.

That girl must have a rash, because she's scratching like a shingledigger.

by Tucsanrob February 4, 2007