shelbert

Shelbert is the most understanding and compassionate person you will ever encounter in your life, from not being able to come up with a simple nickname for her friend, making the saddest edits, to overall just being sexc.

Shelbert is the best ice cream flavor.

by spideyslegalwife January 7, 2022

Shelter Island,N.Y.

A place where “the locals” (people who have permanently lived there all or most of their lives) absolutely fucking despise tourists. Like they are ABSOLUTELY NOT welcome there.

“GET OFF OUR GODDAMN ISLAND YOU CITY ASSES YOU ARE NOT WELCOME BACK ON SHELTER ISLAND ANYMORE!” Says everyone I know from Shelter Island,N.Y.

by I KAN SPEEL August 25, 2023

magic shellery

The use of Chocolate Magic Shell in any given capacity in shell-like creations, or acts.
The amount of shell that is used or distributed on a given object, mainly ice cream.

I second the restriction's on Cam's Magic Shellery, I am still trying to recover from the last episode when chocolate exploded and covered everything--then hardened in a deliciously messy veneer.

by natalie212 November 5, 2007

Spunk Shelter

A wanton woman's willing hole to deposit male sperm.

I emptied a big load in her spunk shelter.

by FriskynFeisty July 25, 2009

Hangover Shelter

A nice place to be during a hangover. Generally characterized as having blankets hung over windows as curtains, dark-colored and/or eggcartoned walls, cool temperature, futons, couches, ceiling fans and several other low-key features that would otherwise go unloved.

Friend: (on phone) Hey, man! Wanna have breakfast at <bar name> with meh?

You: Nah, I'm all cozy in my hangover shelter...

by probablynot December 13, 2010

shelfed

To get unbelievably wasted, have an outrageously good time, and live up the night.

Let's get so fucking shelfed tonight! It'll be the best night of our lives!

by queerko January 13, 2014

Is The Bomb Shelter Secure?

When a friend or close relative takes a major dump in your bathroom. In this case closing the bathroom door not to keep the explosion or smell out but in to protect the rest of the house or people in it at the time.

Wow I had a lot of cheese pizza last night. Is the bomb shelter secure?

by Hawkeye312457 August 26, 2009