Shatnersexual

Attracted to and will only mate with an identical genetic copy of themselves as this would be the only obviously worthy mate.

Examples of this type of sexual preference would be Admiral James T. Kirk (AKA William Shatner). Suspected shatnersexuals include Lady GaGa, Dick Cheney, the Prince formerly known as artist, Ziggy Stardust, and Oprah.

by EagleFlyingLowlyOverCesspool March 6, 2010

shatter-bagged

When a male is kicked in the groin area.

During the fight, Shawn shatter-bagged the assailant, ending the hostility immediately.

by Shawner February 8, 2010

Shatterbate

(v) The Act of Masturbating while taking a shit

"Shit, I really had to pinch one out when I was at Six Flags. I just decided to shatterbate in the bathroom"

by Shrek'sBrotherinlaw November 19, 2014

shatter sock

The point in which your "cum sock" is so stiff it shatters when dropped

I donkey punched my girl in the back of the head with my shatter sock

by Nigg_lover September 5, 2019

Shattered

A catch all phrase for anything, anyone, or state of being incredibly inappropriate, awesome, high, retarded or fucked!

After I got that big old gremlin of a turd out my ass, that toilet was shattered!

by Wise old owl May 23, 2021

earth shattering

When something is so amazing that it changes your world. Another way of saying mind blowing, or fucking amazing.

Jeremy Lin's win streak is Earth Shattering!

by ashack April 10, 2012

Shitter Shatter

When you shit so hard/big you break the toilet

You: Bro, don't go in the bathroom right now yikes

Them: why?
You: My dad just did a massive shitter shatter

by Beffedidoday October 10, 2021