shkated

So faded beyond belief usually a high from weed or wax

I wish i didn't smoke all of that tree, im so shkated i mopped the carpet!

by sue carpenter hirko April 1, 2017

Shaved Balls

Where a males balls are smooth and girls won’t be gagging and making fur balls

“Woah you’ve got some nice shaved balls”

by AA Batteries September 7, 2019

Lipsed it, sharted & darted

On a Night out, The process following a hesitant attempt to get a potential partner back to your house or hotel room to engage in a meaningless form of intimacy. After the initial Kiss or Contact with the third party, the feeling of insecurity, self doubt & seemingly low self esteem kicks in instilling panic resulting in a prompt departure from the situation.

"I've just see Nathan pull a bird in Waikiki, but he Lipsed it, sharted & darted"

by Hashtagfatlad July 31, 2017

Penn Stated

The act of being raped.

Jerry Sandusky: Hey Joe Paterno, I just penn stated you in some COD!
Joe Paterno: Damn, I know.

by Ballboy123454321 November 27, 2011

shaved

the end result of shaving.
usually refering to the pubic area

Shaved > all, except wax :)

by iTX March 6, 2004

shaved head

shaved head is fresh and clean cut. that's what a real man looks like. it looks cool and it feels good.

that guy has a fresh shaved head, damn he looks good

by joeyak74 January 15, 2010

getting shafted

to get screwed or to have bad luck. to get the short end of the deal.

Ian:" can i have a ride to lunch?''

Lerman:'' fuck no"

Ty:" ha that bitch jus got shafted"

by da jim bob krew September 19, 2004