Sham-wowed

The Act of slapping someone in the face with a handful of seamen. This is often done in retaliation by women who have been gizzed on witout warning by their partners.

Jen's handjob was so good I busted all over her tits. She got mad, whiped it up with her hand, and sham-wowed me right across the face.

by HollaGiiirl March 28, 2009

Shamwow

The act of skeeting and pissing in a towel then slapping someone with it, usually your sexual partner.

Becky: "Last night Jim Shamwowed me so hard i can still taste his piss."

by (-slimTHUG-) December 18, 2009

shadowed-light-waves

User on the website deviantART in charge of keeping people in line in #iRPG and making the IdleGuards look good.
Signature: "Insert meaningful phrase here."

Example sentence: "Hey, are there enough words to describe how cool shadowed-light-waves is?"

by shadowed-light-waves October 7, 2007

shamwow fuck yeah

a slogan developed by 2 people while playing football used as a cheer of excitement

Bryant:dude he just got wrecked
Devin:shamwow fuck yeah!

by twistedboy986 September 12, 2009

Shamwow

A turd so dry it feels like you're pushing out a shammy.

Sorry it took me so long, I had a shamwow.

by Eric J. Frazier October 31, 2013

Shamwow

When you cum in a girls pussy then eat her out

Yo I love shamwowing

by Heyheyhey99 May 19, 2018

Shamwowy

When someone starts to rub you everywhere with a shamwow towel.

I was so scared because I thought she would give me a Shamwowy.

by Grifflepuff June 10, 2018