Shamwower

A shower comprised of a damp Shamwow wrung out over someone's head.

Hey guys, my name's Vince and I wanna demonstrate to you the water-holding POWER (*eyebrow pops up*) of the Shamwow. I haven't showered for 3 weeks cuz they shut my water off cuz I cant afford my Ritalin, so Im just gonna get this wet, hold it over my head, and BOOM (eyebrow pops up again*), instant Shamwower!!!

by Darius_09 August 29, 2009

Shamawow

The name of a place on the SMP Australia server or the name of Tysons cheese and ham sandwiches wrapped in gladrap and then smashed and smushed.

Lets make a Shamawow!
Lets goto Shamawow!

by Eurodontaphilia February 2, 2022

Shamawow

/ʃæ:mʌ:waʊ/

noun

1. The term used for a crushed ham and cheese sandwich wrapped in glad wrap.
2. An area in the SMP Australia.

verb

1. To wrap a crushed ham and cheese sandwich in glad wrap.

That shamawow is disgusting!
Do you want to go to shamawow?
We should shamawow that sandwich!

by Tyrone Appletree February 12, 2022

Shampow

Used in the same context as I'm gonna chris brown you!

Origin: similar to the chris brown story vince from the shamwow infomercials also was arrested on the same charge. This became known as a Shampow!

If any one messes wit me I'm gonna shampow their a**
*punch in the face* SHAMPOW

by Macmobile May 6, 2009

sham wow

A super absorbent towel, made by the germans. You know the germans always make good things.

Guy 1: Holy shit, I just spilled a whole bucket of cola on my new carpet
Guy 2: Theres your mildew...thats gonna smell
Guy 1: WOW! this towel thing just absorbed it all up!
Guy 2: Sham wow, you'll be saying wow everytime
Guy 3: Thas mah damn COLA

by Owen Meyer January 11, 2009

Sham-wow!

The first and last shammy you'll ever need. Trust me, This thing does miracles. Works in the kitchen, bathroom, bedroom, and even your new boat.

Don't trust leading imitators!

-"Hey Jeff?"

-"Yeah Kwon"

-"Hand me that Sham-wow!"

-"Why?"

-"Me and the wife just had sex"

by Kreg Keagy August 19, 2008

Sham Wow

When your girlfriend thinks she is being cute by biting down on one of your body parts and you shout "Sham Wow Bitch!" while punching her in the face until she lets go.

Just like what the Sham Wow guy did except it was a hooker and he got arrested.

by Wish I was in Florida July 1, 2009