Broken Shakespeare

Broken Shakespeare: a broken dialect of English that resembles Shakespeares books of literature, usually spoken by a group of teenage dumbasses during a sweaty romp in an xbox live party.

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Defined during sex: Thou shall grabeth thine tits whilst sheth iseth riding thateth meaty tube.

Defined in a call of duty game: Thou shall fall beneath my divine ICR. Whilst I have intercourse with your motherly figure.

This is broken Shakespeare

by Hdhdjejekek June 18, 2019

Nice play, Shakespeare!

Ironic or sarcastic exclamation meaning, "That was really stupid."

Rob: So how's it goin' with Stephanie?
Jim: I accidentally tripped her and gave her a concussion.
Rob: Nice play, Shakespeare!

by xJulia June 19, 2006

William Shakespeare

A guy that makes absolutely no sense, but is cool anyway.

William Shakespeare is the man even though I have no clue what the hell he's saying!

by Mike the Ekim May 7, 2005

william shakespeare

In a word, genius. Born in Straford-Upon-Avon, England in the 1500s, he wrote plays for Queen Elizabeth. Next to the Bible, his works are the most quoted and alluded to ever. Some of his works include Romeo and Juliet, Julius Caesar, Twelth Night, Hamlet, Midsummer's Night Dream, Macbeth, King Lear, and Othello

William Shakespeare is the quintessential English author/playwright

by Petite Soeur July 15, 2008

A balcony you can perform Shakespeare from

A huge ass. Also know as a shelf, badunkadunk, or bubble butt.

Man, forget his hips. Axel's got a balcony you can perform Shakespeare from.

by Ansem the Wise August 1, 2007

william shakespeare

Wrote plays such as Romeo and Juliet, Julius Ceasar, A midsummer's night dream, Macbeth, Hamlet, Merchant of Venice, and the Temptest.

"To be or not to be, --that is the question:--
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them?"

-- From Hamlet (III, i, 56-61)

by random May 13, 2005

Call me Shakespeare

A phrase that is said after having executed a play to gain an advantage over your opponent.

Call me Shakespeare cos I make da playz.

by rolique November 19, 2014