sextual

An adjective describing a sexy or lewd cell phone text message. It is a combination of the words sexual and text.

He sent her a sextual for a hookup that included a picture of his private parts.

by PriorKnowledge August 22, 2011

sexturbating

sexturbaiting - (sex-tur-BAY-ting) n. engaging in sexual acts with one's clone

sexturbation - (sex-tur-BAY-shun) n. the act of sexual intercourse with one's clone

sexturbate - (sex-tur-BATE) v. to engage in sexual acts with one's clone

if you need an example for sexturbating i pity you

by Kiel Shafur July 22, 2010

sexuse

any exuse related to sex

I don't need your sexuses you cheating mongrel, we're done!

by clayface123 March 5, 2011

Sexcuse

What one has with their spouse or partner in order to be forgiven.

I'm sick of you coming home at this hour, and don't even think of having sexcuse with me!

by Rethabile Masilo February 24, 2004

sextspurt

A person who is an expert at sending "sext" messages, or sexy text messages.

Whoa, that was a hot message, my woman is a sextspurt

by simdiggitydog January 12, 2010

Sextuple Grand Vizier Jew

This insult is only reserved for the most illustrious of the quadruple grand wizard jew . It is said in ancient texts that only one of these may exist at any given time in the universe. This is a level of jewery so inconceivable that it cannot be surpassed by mortals. If one is bestowed the title of Sextuple Grand Vizier Jew they have reached the zenith of Judaism. There has only ever been 1 in all existence.

If one is labeled as a Sextuple Grand Vizier Jew he has the power to shut down the world banking system at the drop of a dime.

by OOK DUKEM August 2, 2018

Sextuple

founded by Jack and Holly, sextuple is an intensifier used to exaggerate how much something is liked.

For example: I like you sextuple much (I like you very much)

by Hol+Jack December 3, 2019