selationship

A secret relationship involving desire that the two involved do not want to reveal.

Ali is in a selationship with Sam

by jimi hendrix god May 10, 2007

Tuba Section

The section of a school band generally known for not giving a shit.

Of course Daniel doesn't want to go to regional competition, he's in the tuba section.

by FemaleME95 December 23, 2010

12 Section Egg Protector

A small yellow plastic briefcase with 12 round bumps in each side, which can be used to carry and protect up to 12 eggs, assuming these eggs are from your average chicken and not a big ol' ostrich or fat pterodactyl. Also doubles as a surprisingly effective head and/or back massaging device. However, it is recommended that no eggs are inside the 12 Section Egg Protector while a massage is taking place, as this can result in a bad case of 'eggy back', or even 'eggy head'.

Joseph: 'Oh no, I lost my 12 Section Egg Protector when I had 16 pints yesterday and wound up on the kitchen floor shouting "fuck the flamin drongo system bollocks I like Mark!"'

Richard: "You dozy bell-end, how am I going to protect my eggs on the way back from the butcher's tomorrow morning now?! Thanks."

by gis gump February 23, 2011

Jailhouse C-Section

An anal raping of such severity that surgical sutures would be required for recovery.

The term was coined by NovaWar on November 3, 2012 on the YouTube channel of LifesAGlitchTV's episode "So Close That Kermit Arrived -- Starcraft 2 LAGTV".

Source: youtu.be/u92PA5wmH1U?t=4m13s

Big Bubba with his big black dick took homeboy's buhymen and gave him a jailhouse c-section.

by FiveCardArmy November 3, 2012

Sevastian

A very funny person. Likes to hangout with people but prefers his company overall. Very nice person and very attractive also. Very friendly if he knows you well, but no so friendly if you're a stranger. A lot of girls like him but he's loyal to his girlfriend.

"Omg sevastian just texted me!"

by myusernameduhlol June 29, 2019

Sebastion

Gay

See that kid Sebastion he’s gay!

by Mayo._.memes June 12, 2019

Names section on urban dictionary

A place where people go and define there name saying there "The most beautiful person in the world" or some shit like that to make them self feel better.

Jeff: The tuffest guy in school with the biggest dick

(Names section on urban dictionary is a stupid idea btw)

by gun metal swag November 18, 2012