Feldman Equation

A complex formula for determining the optimum level of window-opening required in an office.

x = (3.4 I/T) + (D/3) / WY

x = amount of window-opening required
I = irritation caused to colleagues by window-opening, measured in furyons
D = thickness of denim jacket worn by the window-opener, measured in Status Quos
W = daily amount of non-window-opening work done by window-opener
Y = yellowness of hair of window opener

As W always equals 0 the solution to the equation is always infinity.

Newton: That's what I hate most about Felders. Opening windows willy-nilly.

Hovis: Its not as random as it appears. He can't embark on his window-opening tours without first solving the Feldman Equation.

by Unnatural England June 29, 2009

Sedation Diving

‘Sedation Diving’ or Sedation Rescue Diving was invented by Rick Stanton and John Volanthen during the Tham Luang cave rescue. It was first performed by Dr. Richard Harris from July 8th to 10th of 2018. It was the first and only of its kind. So far.

It was crazy to learn about Sedation Diving from the film ‘Thirteen Lives.’

by Mr. Dinosaur July 10, 2023

Snyder Equation

The very complicated math equation men use to find out how hot a girl is compared to others. This is a helpful tool for finding the hotness of celebrities and also girls at school, work ,etc. this equation does not account for personality JUST LOOKS!

Snyder Equation= xy* 654q=jane is a 7 out of ten

by redman85 April 1, 2011

Hurricane Sensation

When a girl shits on a guys dick after having anal sex and then he fucks her in the vagina.

Joan: Last night, I went through the Hurricane Sensation. It was so warm when he stuck it in my vagina.

by DirtyLegend7 April 30, 2014

pink valley of seduction

Used to describe the female genetalia or vagina

I am going to deeply penetrate your pink valley of seduction with my throbbing man thunder.

by Sanner November 29, 2007

Ordinary Differential Equation

An equation that uses rates to torture undergraduate students using nonsensical rules and made up solutions that have no bearing on reality. These are designed to humiliate and confuse typical students.

Oh man, I tried to hook up with this girl from the club last night but she was a total O.D.E (ordinary differential equation)

by Wiggles4u November 6, 2009

asian sensation

one of Asian Heritage that has made a dramatic impact on soceity

Ever since that kid named Wayne Tieperfected his ninja blast he became an asian sensation.

by DeathHasCome November 2, 2004