Sejmolbarrpexm

French word for saying "Come to my house, we will party all night and piss off the neighbors but we do not care because I am moving tomorrow.
Ho! And don't forget to paint the wall with all the thing you cand find in the house, the next people coming to live here may find it pretty!"

Dude1 : "What have you done las night?"
Dude 2 : "I sejmolbarrpexmed"
Dude 1 : "Does it hurts?"
Dude 2 : "No but it was because we didn't find the axe."
(Dude 1 and 2 talking about last night)

by wathn November 22, 2010

Sermon on the Mount

Matthew chapters 5-7.

Where Jesus said many important and incredible things, like: "if someone takes your cloak, give them your tunic also," "be the salt and light of the earth," don't boast when you give to the poor and don't pursue revenge--etc, etc.

e.g. "Mother Teresa really took the sermon on the mount seriously."

by Truthseekernumberthree February 18, 2013

semotions

The emotions made in a male's semen and they can't hold back during inrecourse

Dam Bob, you got semotions!

by swagger420turnup February 20, 2015

Selmonk

Synonym of homosexual.
A Selmonk is someones who's gayness is off the charts dawg.

"This bitch is not only a crate but she's a fucking Selmonk too"

by nourinou January 29, 2020

semonic

When an inanimate object has been so plastered/drenched/splattered with semen that has not only caked into an oasis of bacteria; the object may almost seem like it has gained sentience and is aware of it's own existence.

"I knew my cum sock was truly semonic when it started telling me to kill my family."

"Man, you still haven't washed that shit? What the fuck? Shit's gonna be semonic soon"

by bill1123581321 April 14, 2020

segmo

segmo, segmo is what kai and izzy are😫😫😫🤤🤤🤤🤤😍😍😍🤫

“oh my god kai and izzy are so segmo😫😫😫😫🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤😏😏😏😍😍😍🤫🤫🤫🤫”

by ithy izzy June 24, 2021

Semona

A fruity raccoon child

"Man Semona is so fruity her name even has Semon in it."

by Flat_Froggie May 20, 2022