ponzu scheme

When a Japanese restaurant serves the wrong sauce.

I was the victim of a ponzu scheme at a Japanese restaurant when I asked for low-sodium soy sauce and they gave me regular soy sauce.

by reisen1000 January 16, 2009

Schemie

Adolescent youth from a council estate

An adolescent hooligan who has been born and raised on a council estate (hence schemie) either male or female, noted for wearing white shell suits, fake bling and having their trackie bottoms tucked into their socks

by Will Innes December 28, 2005

Kardashian Scheme

Creating situations to generate income and attention from sponsorship and press using a false or fraudulent platform.

Such situations can and may include:

Planning and undertaking a fake engagement and wedding.
Secretly assisting in the release of a Sex Tape featuring you.
Appearing on a show about dancing, when you can't dance.

I can't believe I paid one million dollars to release the first photos of this wedding after it turned out to be fake, this is such a Kardashian Scheme.

by Bradley Laborman November 2, 2011

scheming

developing a system to success!!!

Plotting and scheming the future of my career.

by BigBossDog420 November 27, 2013

Scemo

A mix between scene and emo for those who cannot decide between the two. Scemos are often very awesome and it is natural to be totally jealous of their awesomeness

They sometimes wear dark clothes like emos and sometimes a lot of color like scene kids. It depends on their mood.

xxEmoKidxx: Hey, are you emo?
I'mTooAwesomeForThat: Pff, naww. I'm scemo.
xxEmoKidxx: Man.. I wish I was that awesome..
I'mTooAwesomeForThat: Chyeahh.
xxEmoKidxx: *sniffle*

or..

xxSceneIsLovexx: Lyke hey nigz
I'mTooAwesomeForThat: Hey there.
xxSceneIsLovexx: lyke omg you're cool. you mustsh bee scene ryte???
I'mTooAwesomeForThat: Naww. Scemo. Jealous?
xxSceneIsLovexx: YESH!!
I'mTooAwesomeForThat: Yeah, take the pain.
xxSceneIsLovexx: Wow. You're totally made of awesomesauce.
I'mTooAwesomeForThat: Yes. I know.

by KatieIsTotallyScemo March 16, 2009

Scemo

For a start i want to say I think labels can be used to describe how someone dresses, there is such thing as goth, punk and emo fashion so i think if what you wear fits into the scene you shouldn't get pissed when people ask you if you belong in it. A scemo in my opinion is someone who posses the personality traits of either an emo ( deep, quiet, introverted, sensitive, bipolar, emotional, pessimistic, thoutful, emotive and creative) or a "scene kid" ( optimistic, happy, bubbly, random, confident, different, extroverted) or a combination of both. Generally people will have a combination of both so what really makes you seen as a "scemo" is if you dress in a mixture of the two. Band shirts, converse, black eyeliner, fringe (emo) and neon skinny jeans, candy bracelets, crazy hair and a colourful hoodie. Emos can dress however they want and so can scene kids. Just because you choose to follow a lifestyle doesn't mean you limit yourself to one fashion sense. That's why the only reason to really know is to ask them :)

That quiet kid in the corner, writing in a diary wearing a pink hoodie and a BOTDF shirt looks like a scemo. There's no point labelling him though.

by Black_Paradex December 24, 2014

scremlins

the shake (extra marijuana) that falls out of the blunt or joint either on your shirt, on the ground, or wherever.

gather up those scremlins, we could smoke a bowl later.

by sean robles November 9, 2007