Scrumpticious

Very sexy and/or desirable

“This book is scrumpticious”
“Santiago’s looking very scrumpticious today”

by LongPeepeeGoodAtFortniteGuy April 4, 2019

Scrumptious

You would use this this word, “scrumptious” as saying something smells scrumptious or looks that way

Scroonch: I SMELL SCRUMPTIOUS

Gooch: NO YOU DO NOT

by Scroonch April 13, 2019

scrumptidoodles

1) You text this when you want to affirm that it's either 3 am and/or you're high and can't remember how to diplomatically admit it's 3am and/or you're high

2) you want food and/or are high
3) you are too hysterical to formulate a coherent sentence

Will: How are you all?
Finn: I just shot myself in the foot and was dishonorably discharged from the army and dumped my fiance because I was too sleepy to talk to her also I'm hungry and want a grilled cheesus
Will: ...
Finn: scrumptidoodles

by boopanije October 27, 2020

Scrumptum

When a male’s testicles shrink due to cool ambient temperature

Michael Phelps had serious scrumptum when he won the gold medal.

by Granfunk March 4, 2021

Scrumply belly

When you wake up after a huge scran or a heavy night out and your belly makes that awful noise.

Aw hell I have a super scrumply belly this morning.

by Scrumplstiltskin January 7, 2022

Scrumptdilicious

If one wants to call something, or someone (we don’t judge,) one can use this word to add a kick to it.

Dakota: Dude KAITO is scrumptdilicious!
Niki: Ikr bro he’s the definition if scrumptdilicious!
Mac: Help what.

by Nakamoshii September 4, 2022

not scrumptious

What you say when you eat all the wasabi they give you at a restaurant, and your nose dies.It means disgusting or not tasty

That wasabi was not scrumptious.

by GigaGuyGary March 6, 2023