scroad muffin

A dirty, smelly, scum bag person.

John hasn't showered in three days; what a fucking scroad muffin!

by scrags2012 September 4, 2016

scrodum pole

a penis. scrodum rhymes with totem, like totem pole, that's why it's funny

yo ho, why don't you climb my scrodum pole!

by tilly14 July 25, 2006

scrod

1. Seafood delicacy, specifically a young cod or haddock, found only in the Atlantic Ocean off the coast of Maine.

2. Past pluperfect subjunctive of the verb 'screw'.

"Can you tell me where I can get scrod?"

by smbtch February 7, 2009

Scroad

The (smokeable) material left over after running used bong water through a filter and allowing to dry.

I ran out of weed and already scraped the bowl so I ended up smoking some scroad before getting some beer.

by milsorgen December 27, 2009

bake my scrod

To tease or rag on; similar to break my balls and bust my chops.

The guys would bake my scrod if they saw me in this getup.

by Born Blitzed December 9, 2008

scrodom

a scrodom is ones nutsack where ones balls are held

yo my scrodom is itchy as hell

by nick August 12, 2004

scroad scratch

Term to describe the action of getting one's balls scratched while driving. Similar to road head. Usually performed by the passenger by reaching over with one of those wooden back scratchers.

Scott was lucky enough to get scroad scratched by Michelle on the way to the party tonight.

by Methduesa February 14, 2010