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Pee scrolling

When you go to the bathroom, and take that minute to take a quick look at your phone.
I wasn’t really on Reddit much today; just some quick pee scrolling.
by Original Iron Dan July 26, 2023
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Apple inverted / natural scrolling - I want it to GO AWAY

I just upgraded to OSX Lion 10.7, I own a normal fucking mouse (Intellimouse), not some "magic-harry-potter" mouse, and I hate invented scrolling - in fact, trouble is that I cannot find a way to change it.

When I go to "System Preferences" - "Mouse" .. there's nothing. When I go to "System Preferences" - "Microsoft Mouse"; guess what? NOT A FUCKING THING.

So gents and ladys, how do I get rid of this piece of shit so I can fucking scroll as I've been doing for the last two decades?

Jesus-fucking-Christ, fuck you, Steve!

Oh, and to you out there, who answers this question: THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR YOUR KINDNESS!
How can I remove inverted scrolling in OSX Lion with a normal (NO MAGIC MOUSE) mouse? Apple inverted / natural scrolling - I want it to GO AWAY
by A very mad Apple-buyer. July 27, 2011
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Scroggin

When you go, by driving, walking or other means, out a holler or strip mine or as such, and have wild crazy sex in the middle of nowhere. You can also scrog on a not so busy back road or something of that nature.
Amber drove up the holler to meet her man so they could go scroggin this evenin and not get caught.
by marcyw108 March 19, 2008
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Scrogina

A noun comprised of scrotum and vagina combined. A scrogina is a vagina with loose, flappy, scrotum like skin on the labia.
I took that chick's pants off, and her scrogina flapped down to her knees.
by MeanM50 March 23, 2010
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Scroggin

To participate in some level of sexual activity while in a parked car. Typically in a deserted area at night.
Earlier tonight we caught Twan and Nancy scroggin at the rodeo grounds.
by Razorback101 March 12, 2008
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Illegal scrolling

When someone hands you their phone to show you a photo or text, and you swipe left/right or scroll up or down without permission to.
Dude, I gave Sammy my phone to show her that bitchy text from Alice and she totally started illegal scrolling.
by BaconPancakes February 9, 2015
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Scrolling

An extremely important and irreplaceable activity, that is a part of every office job, and can involve any act that is unrelated to one's job mandate. Some common scrolling activities are fantasy football, social media, exploring Wikipedia and car forums. Advanced scrollers are able to deplete all scrolling materials available for the day covertly, while pretending to be extremely busy. This is usually achieved by professional scrollers through the use of window resizing, redundant spreadsheets, and mobile device utilization, among other things in the scroller's toolbox.
John: What's good at work bro, you fools busy or what?

Dave: Naw son, scrolling all day... Added a word to Urban Dictionary, while gambling on my stock trading account.
by Mike WG April 19, 2016
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