Medical condition of the neck resulting from prolonged periods of extreme headbanging. Symptoms include the inability to turn your head, extreme pain when nodding and occasional bleeding from the neck. Can result in surgery. Named after the first true victim, Jon Schaffer of Iced Earth
I think that Iced Earth gig gave me a bad case of Schaffer Neck.
My health insurance claim was denied because they said Schaffer Neck was a pre-existing condition.
My health insurance claim was denied because they said Schaffer Neck was a pre-existing condition.
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Get the scraffing mug.Whilst having permed hair, place a tie within the anus of your lover. Pull out the dirty article, wipe a Lionel Richie tash on your upper lip, then go to town on them.
Alice, want to feel like you're dancing on the ceiling? Take off my tie and I'll give you The Scruffy Lionel.
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Get the The Scruffy Lionel mug.Noun :
(1)a person whose appearance is down-at-heel possibly wearing a tracksuit and/or brightly coloured baseball cap at a ridiculously steep angle.
(2) A friendly informal name between friends.
(3) A person who attempts to obtain an item for free or at a discount.
verb :
(1)to do very little.
(2)to obtain something by subterfuge or for free.
Also:
Scaffy - To resemble a scaff.
(1)a person whose appearance is down-at-heel possibly wearing a tracksuit and/or brightly coloured baseball cap at a ridiculously steep angle.
(2) A friendly informal name between friends.
(3) A person who attempts to obtain an item for free or at a discount.
verb :
(1)to do very little.
(2)to obtain something by subterfuge or for free.
Also:
Scaffy - To resemble a scaff.
Example of usage(2) :"Alright scaff, did ye get ma mars bar?"
Example of usage(3):"Naw, ah'm no buying ye a fuckin mars bar, ya scaff"
Example of verb (1) : "Ah jist scaffed about in the house aw day"
Example of verb usage (2): "Ah pure scaffed a mars bar aff him"
Scaffy : "Ah've no shaved and ah jist flung these auld trackies oan - I look pure scaffy."
Example of usage(3):"Naw, ah'm no buying ye a fuckin mars bar, ya scaff"
Example of verb (1) : "Ah jist scaffed about in the house aw day"
Example of verb usage (2): "Ah pure scaffed a mars bar aff him"
Scaffy : "Ah've no shaved and ah jist flung these auld trackies oan - I look pure scaffy."
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Get the scaff mug.A furried frenzy of excitement and youthful joy worthy of embracement. The exterior is often times excessively deep and soft, allowing ones hand to become ensconsed in the enigmna that is the "scruffly abyss"
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