Scobe

Scumbag usually seen on the streets of Cork, Dublin or Limerick. General attire is tracksuit pants, Nike baseball cap, hoody and Celtic jersey for male scobes and pink sweat pants, hoody and huge hoop ear rings for female scobes. All wear too much bling jewellery (Sovvies on each finger, gold chains and bracelets), almost all of which is either stolen or electroplated copper. Also under the delusion that Dutch Gold qualifies as decent beer.

Generally drive Fiat Puntos, Honda Civics or Toyota Starlets with body kits and stripped out mufflers with the delusion that these make the car go faster. Also play their hip hop too loud for anybody with half a brain to put up with. The boy racer is a well-known sub-division of the scobe.

They are hated by all respectable people, but the most deep-rooted rivalries are with grungers.

See also Chav

Some scobe asked me for the cheapest bottle of wine so I smashed his knees in with the mop.

by Snake December 24, 2005

scomo

A useless twerp who can't or won't lead.

Scott Morrison is an utter scomo.

by veracity-au January 5, 2020

SCAMber Heard

When a Scammer/compulsive liar has no decency, moral compass, work effort, or bowel control, and decides to fabricate stories of blackmail against innocent parties, solely for the purpose of attempting to extort monetary value from said parties own personal past successes, but then is proven to be a Scammer with a towering amount evidence against them - at which point they begin to defecate all over themselves & others nearby in a firey tantrum.

'Gotta watch out, there's a Scamber Heard on every corner'

'My tickets didn't work, I bought them off some Scamber Heard on the boardwalk'

by BenJayToken September 11, 2019

Scomotosis

A serious condition caused by chronic climate denial, prevalent in contemporary Australia. Symptoms of Scomotosis include misogynist ranting, compulsive knee jerking, delirium, paranoia, intellectual paralysis, coma and eventual extinction. Scomotosis is severe in Australia, where the Prime Minister, 'ScoMo', has fanatically promoted the mining and burning of coal. The only known cure for Scomotosis is a dose of Climate Truth Serum. Scomotosis can be prevented by social revolution and/or inversion of the dominant paradigm.

Several new cases of Scomotosis have been reported in Brisbane today. The latest outbreak has resulted in widespread social unrest, as children and their allies take action to prevent the spread of the deadly disease. The curable but deeply distressing metaphysical condition now affects 1 in 3 Australians.

by zeldazzle October 9, 2019

Scomophobia

Fear of being governed by a fossil fuel or climate denier.

'ScoMo' is the nickname of the current Australian Prime Minister, a staunch supporter of coal mining and resister of science. Scomophobia has spread through the Australasian region as neighbouring nations look on in terror and disbelief. Scomophobics believe in science and have a profound emotional attachment to their home planet.

The Scomophobia was so serious the school children had to go on strike for 3 years.

by zeldazzle October 1, 2019

scombobolish

Your a dirty bitch

"Go away you scombobolish"

by Darcie123456 February 12, 2018

Scomlock

Scomlock - To describe anything. It is also sometimes used for no apparent reason. It is at times rephrased into the following terms : Scom, Scommy, Jepody, Jepodia, Jobby, Jessie, Scalladia, Conman, Shagosha, Scom-to-the-lock , Jerverlin and Scronder

''Will you quit being a scomlock , boy.''
''Quit your fuckin around, ya jessie ya.''
''I will have your balls, Jepodia.''
''He is actin' the shagosha.'' (as in he is bold)
''Get the fuck out of my classroom, ya scronder-in bastard.''

by Jammy Tuite May 29, 2008