schloont

variation of schloob and boont in the sense that it can be used instead of any word

what the schloont is schloonting in your schloontin face you schloontin schloonter

by Ixnay Woosgrey June 18, 2009

schnoodle-schnoff

Term of endearment, usually said in the wee hours of the morn, between two best friends. Undeniably adorable.

I love you. You are my little schnoodle-schnoff!

by Peanut&Raisin December 27, 2010

Schloony

Dreary; rainy.

The weather tonight is schloony.

by jimgoss November 19, 2011

schnoodlebopped

Another term for drunk.

Man, Greg was so schnoodlebopped last night. I hope he made it home safe

by Americannproud July 26, 2012

schnoopled

When one sticks thy finger up ones anus.

Hailey shnoppled DavUS.

Kirk is not a fan of being schnoopled.

by Champette May 28, 2018

Schnookems

Term or pet name used to express love between two lovers. This is often used by Volga Germans and is originally from german word “schatzchen” which means “sweetie”

John: Can you pick up my dry cleaning on your way home?
Lucy: Anything for you, schnookems

by LarryKeuhl October 26, 2018

Schooner number asshole

The defining schooner of the drinking session. The tipping point. A magic number somewhere in between tipsy and shitfaced, the asshole resides.

Mitch: Geez have a go at old mate over there, he's pissing in a potplant
Watson: Yeah he was already up to schooner number asshole before happy hour was over
Chowny: Is that Greg Matthews?

Watson: Nah, he only drinks Snakebites or slops

by Albert Dickfos January 24, 2020