Schmacko Sex is sex given or withheld as reward or punishment for actions performed or omitted. Schmacko sex is instigated by conscious thought instead of a combination of the loins and emotion.
Schmackos are marketed as an irresistably powerful and instant behavour-altering dog treat. It is futile for any dog to try and resist their seductive, delicious allure.
Schmackos are marketed as an irresistably powerful and instant behavour-altering dog treat. It is futile for any dog to try and resist their seductive, delicious allure.
'Gee you've done the dishes let's have sex'
'I won't sleep with you until you buy me that fridge'
'Bad partner. No schmacko sex for you! Sit! Stay ...I didn't say Beg!'.
'I won't sleep with you until you buy me that fridge'
'Bad partner. No schmacko sex for you! Sit! Stay ...I didn't say Beg!'.
by Tom Nott February 1, 2009
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Announcer: Paul Pierce is getting schlacked by kobe tonight
Announcer: Paul Pierce is getting schlacked by kobe tonight
by B to the Rizzle March 5, 2007
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Noun--The act of peeing into one's own mouth.
Origins: This act is a standard fraternity hazing ritual within the local chapter of a national fraternity at a small southern California university. Onomatopoetic in nature, "schmacky" approximates the sound of a pledge attempting to say the name of the fraternity's founder with a mouthful of urine.
Origins: This act is a standard fraternity hazing ritual within the local chapter of a national fraternity at a small southern California university. Onomatopoetic in nature, "schmacky" approximates the sound of a pledge attempting to say the name of the fraternity's founder with a mouthful of urine.
by peterkin March 19, 2009
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*child running around a Starbucks*
Man 1: Hey dude, control your kid. He just knocked a coffee out of my hand.
Man 2: Bro, I'm waiting for my latte! Hold on!
Man 1: Bitch, don't get schmaked.
Man 2: shut up!
*Man 1 Delivers a Schmack on Man 2*
Barista: I'm callin the cops!
Man 1: Hey dude, control your kid. He just knocked a coffee out of my hand.
Man 2: Bro, I'm waiting for my latte! Hold on!
Man 1: Bitch, don't get schmaked.
Man 2: shut up!
*Man 1 Delivers a Schmack on Man 2*
Barista: I'm callin the cops!
by King Pontus December 11, 2009
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It .. I actu... oh go.. I have no idea what it means.. Leave me alone.
It .. I actu... oh go.. I have no idea what it means.. Leave me alone.
I got nothin'.
by larstait October 28, 2003
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