Hose schlange

It means "trouser snake" in german

*gets kicked in the balls*

Owww!!! Watch the hose schlange!!!!

by awesumelyawesume123 December 14, 2010

schmangled

South African variation on "munted" or the Americanese "rolling". ie: being under the influence of large amounts of ecstacy

jirre bru, I was the MOST schmangled last night... this pills slaan POES!

by Devan September 13, 2003

schmagly

a small dried crustation in the corner of your eye or mouth

I woke up with a schmagly in my eye this morning.

by Sandee May 30, 2006

schmengled

A feeling or state of mind after a long night of partying. Must include one or more of the following symptoms: still wearing clothing from night before, mystery bruises, aching body, intense headache, unable to recall events leading up to this feeling.

I woke up this morning feeling extremely schmengled.

by K. Fenn December 9, 2008

Schlongless

Without, or lacking, a penis.

I swear, sometimes Gay Matt makes me think he's schlongless.

by Foobadoobadoo January 15, 2007

schlanger

Someone in the business of drug distribution. A dealer.

"You see that schlanger up the block, he schlangs phat rocks all day long, go see him and he'll hook you up phat."

by GUSTO.TYD.NV March 21, 2007

schmaggles

it's what the people of fraggle rock might say when they are pissed, duped, or frustrated. basically all the words i make up are replacements for swear words when ur frustrated.

"ahhh, schmaggles!"
"what?"
"i burnt the f-ing pizza."

by Dr. J April 24, 2005