A former NBA basketball player known around league locker rooms as having the largest cock in the league. As a verb "Detlef Schrempfed" or "schrempfed" or "D. Schrempfed" refers to being royally fucked as if by the largest cock imaginable.
I was in a bar and this girl "Detlef Schrempfed" me in front of my crew when she laughed after I asked her for Chili Dog sex.
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SCHOMP is actually an acronym for: Sweaty Chin-Haired Obese Mom with Pimples
You are most likely to find schomps working at fast-food restaurants, low-quality diners, standing in the middle of the people movers at the airport so no one else can get by, riding the rascal scooters in Walmart, and driving mini-vans much too slowly in heavy rush hour traffic.
SCHOMP is actually an acronym for: Sweaty Chin-Haired Obese Mom with Pimples
You are most likely to find schomps working at fast-food restaurants, low-quality diners, standing in the middle of the people movers at the airport so no one else can get by, riding the rascal scooters in Walmart, and driving mini-vans much too slowly in heavy rush hour traffic.
Whoa, I just did a triple-take - that dude wasn't really a dude! That was a SCHOMP! Hell ya, first schomp sighting of the summer! (*high five*)
Oh my gosh, that schomp looks like Hulk Hogan...wtf. I've gotta take a picture and send it to my friend.
That McDonalds cashier was such a schomp
Oh my gosh, that schomp looks like Hulk Hogan...wtf. I've gotta take a picture and send it to my friend.
That McDonalds cashier was such a schomp
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Johnny: Did you see Bob scheme on those high schoolers at the bar last night?
Rob: Yeah, what a fucking scumbag.
Rob: Yeah, what a fucking scumbag.
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They're also known for stealing away loved ones as a way to prove their commendable social skills.
Basically another word for 'Scammer'.
They're also known for stealing away loved ones as a way to prove their commendable social skills.
Basically another word for 'Scammer'.
"Schemas are often seen laying out Ponzi schemes to scheme the naïve population."
"Poor Bill from next door just lost his
"Poor Bill from next door just lost his
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