Protein retention scheme 

The act of consuming one's own semen to retain the proteins within it.

Person 1: Hey bro how do you get so much protein?
Person 2: I use the protein retention scheme

Protein retention scheme by SexFuelledManiacUwU January 5, 2023

ponzitronic scheme 

to perpetrate a ponzi scheme utilizing the internet or some other electronic means. ponzi ponzi scheme ponzi crawl

Adam came up with some crazy ponzitronic scheme to make money. Paid Autosurf and AdSurfDaily would be proud.

ponzitronic scheme by charles wilson II January 15, 2009

pyramid scheme 

illegal money-making arrangement where great wealth is promised, usually in a relatively short period of time.
very few people, if anyone, end up making any money, and in fact end up GIVING money in their vain hope of striking it rich.

there are many organizations which are, in reality,legalized versions of the pyramid scheme - Amway is probably the most well known and has been around the longest.

pyramid scheme by James January 22, 2004

"get rich quick" scheme that really works 

Simple --- just publish a book that merely **claims** to tell you how to "get rich quick", sell lots of copies to greedy naive hopefuls, and then retire to a posh villa in Tahiti on the royalties.

I have developed a "get rich quick" scheme that really works, but you'll hafta shell out a small fortune for my book and da related materials in order to succeed.

"get rich quick" scheme that really works by QuacksO September 2, 2018

ponzu scheme 

any scheme or crafty plan involving ponzu sauce.

I got caught up in a ponzu scheme. My hama kama is ruined! Along with my whole vida.

ponzu scheme by emmpanadas September 6, 2013

Trelles Scheme 

An interesting 'scheme' thought up by the two elderest children in the Trelles family.

These inclube paint wars, extreme scavenger hunts, etc

fun times!

'Holy crap Justin, did hear about the new Trelles Scheme? We're doing 4000 balloons this time!'

' the new scavenger hunt is gonna be great! all over town this time!'

Trelles Scheme by Grjonko September 17, 2008

Madoff scheme 

An unusually large Ponzi scheme, such as the $50 billion scheme Bernie Madoff operated.

Madoff's Ponzi scheme was so large, we can't even call it a Ponzi scheme. We call that a Madoff scheme.

Madoff scheme by Apollo Jefferson July 16, 2011