sceeve

noun- somebody who leeches off somebody else, or steals
verb- the action of leeching off people or stealing from somebody

"fred totally sceeved (verb) his way into the blunt circle"-steve
"yo that kid is a real sceeve (noun), every time i light somethin up at a party he begs me to pass it to him"-alfred

by wormwurdz December 20, 2008

screff

Screff is a derogatory term for a contemptible person. There is no set of necessary and sufficient conditions which if fulfilled make a person a screff. The only necessary condition is that the person lacks self-awareness: they are unaware that their actions and behaviour make them a screff. Beyond this condition the only way to explain the meaning of screff is to enumerate examples of people who are screffs. In this way certain ‘family resemblences’ among screffs will become apparent (screff is an example of a Wittgensteinian family resemblance concept). Examples of notable screffs are:

Simon Cowell
Boris Johnson

Sir Alan Sugar
Jordan (a.k.a. Katie Price)
Cheryl Cole
Jamie Oliver
Jamiroquai
Jeremy Clarkson
Richard Hammond

The adjective Screffy can also be used to describe non-persons such as TV shows, films, music, clothes and activities that are associated with screffs.

'Simon Cowell, what a screff!'
'Humvees are proper screffy'

by cocky james November 1, 2010

Scheffler

Noun
1: something terrific. So terrific that it can't be described using any other words.

Person 1: dude is that an iPad?
Person 2: yeah here take a look
Person 3: zomg! This is by far a Scheffler!!!

by EyesWITHPRIDE October 13, 2010

speefy

Variant of wordspiffy/word. Meaning delightful, nifty, neat, and snazzy.

"I love your speefy new t-shirt."

"I just had multiple orgasms! How speefy is that?!"

by 1337KiWi September 24, 2003

Steef

When a girls farts on your nose when sniffing her bum simultaneously licking her vagina as it queefs.

Yea that girl is weird she steefed on me when I was eating her out from behind.

by Beat My Meat Til I Yeet June 15, 2018

skeef

woman you wouldn't mind doing.
could be filth or goodlooking

*group of drunken girls stumble out of night club*
group of rowdy lads accross street shout skeef
"skeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeef"
"skeef"
"skeef"

by patch1111 November 22, 2006

Sneefart

A sneeze that triggers a fart both continuing simultaneously.

" This ragweed pollen is a bummer. George sneefarted right in the teacher's face during study hall."

by J E Walker April 28, 2003