Spangled

To be fucked over by someone or something

“Damn bro, pat fully spangled me last night when he locked me out of the house”

by Doc96 June 25, 2021

Shangled

When you are extremely shocked by something or someone in a situation to a point your outh opens wide like SCP-096

"Bro John's Cock shape has me shangled"

by John Warhammer May 28, 2024

star spangled and mangled

When you get really really drunk on independence day.

John got star spangled and mangled last night! He threw up everywhere.

by Chowpal November 21, 2017

Star Spangled Boner

The never-released 1981 porn flick starring John Holmes as President Ronald Reagan, screened privately every Fourth of July for a handful of top-tier Republicans at The Bohemian Grove, their tightly-guarded summer enclave in the Northern California Redwoods.

He'd figured it was an urban legend, but there it was, July 4th in the Grove's outdoor amphitheater, "Star Spangled Boner".

by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020

Star spangled banner

When you have 50 dingleberries stuck in your asshole hair and you bend over and spread it wide in front of a fan to dry out.

“Hey ma! Uncle Garfield’s got a star spangled banner.”

by Ickybrainfartsyndrome April 3, 2023

Star-Spangled Cosby Sweater

A revised version of the Cosby Sweater where, after eating the cereal mixture, instead of Vomiting the substance on the partner's stomach, you Regurgitate the blend of cereals into the anus which causes a sensation similar to heartburn, but in the rectum.

Person 1: "Hey man did you see that Star-Spangled Cosby Sweater I gave that chick last night!"
Person 2: "Hell yeah, I saw the picture yesterday and that shit was sick"
Person 1: "Yeah she said she took a whole bottle of Tums after!"

by dexinasuit March 28, 2024

Cock Spangled Cankle

When an individual with a penis performs a handstand and walks on their hands towards the receiver and inserts their hard rod in the receivers anus. Afterwards they wrap a hand around each of the receivers ankles while the American National Anthem plays.

Yo dude I was with Sarah last night and she couldn't stop Cumming when I hit her with the cock spangled cankle.

by Spudlover#226 September 10, 2024