Wreckedher Scale

A simple scale using even integers from 0 - 10 to determine the effectivness of ones "Gut Wrecking" abilities. The scale is as follows:

0 - Missed it/Needed help finding the hole

2 - It was like fucking a fish

4 - Mime Sex

6 - We should have recorded it

8 - We woke my neighbors up/My dick hurts a little bit from the pounding she got.

10 - The bitch called a taxi because she couldn't feel her legs.

Piper: "How was it last night dude?"

Allen: Dude...she told me I was a 10 on the wreckedher scale!" Bitch couldn't walk out of my house.

by 2W2+buddies wife. October 14, 2010

Mermaid Scales

Shiny, flaky (crusty) dried up spunk residue left over on clothing apparel after fully clothed sex and or masturbation.

Brandon went over to his parents house for dinner after having sex in the car with his lady. Upon entering the home, not only did his smile give him away, but so did the mermaid scales located in the groin of his pants.

Marc: "Damn dude whats that on your pants?"

Brandon: "Aww shit" (trying to scratch off the scales to avoid embrassement) "Fucking mermaid scales!"

by Toot n' Turd July 25, 2012

Swinger's Cake

A group of couples at a swingers party arrange in a circle. A die is cast or a random number picked. The women move clockwise around the circle the designated number arriving at their new partner. A piece of cake is placed in the center of the circle. The women must bring the men to orgasm on the piece of cake. The last man to orgasm must finish on the cake and his current partner must eat the piece of cake.

I heard Melissa ate the swinger's cake last night.

Yeah it was amazing, she liked the plate clean. I think she lost on purpose.

by ComplicatedCrab September 12, 2015

Rinn Scale

The Rinn Scale is a complex rating system that uses any number below 1.7. Anything over 1.7 is invalid due to the strict rules of the Rinn. The scale is primarily used to rate memes, but it can be used to rate anything one desires.

Real life usage of Rinn Scale

Friend: *Sends average meme*
My response: 1.138/1.7rinn

Friend: *breaks femur*
My response: 1.577/1.7rinn

Friend named Joey: Calls cashier a *****
My response:1.429/1.7rinn

by leeroy jekens December 15, 2017

1 to 10 scale

The one to ten scale measures how attractive a girl or a guy is. For example:
1: Absolutely hideous, can't even look at him/her
2: Pretty damn ugly
3: Gross
4: Unattractive
5. Not cute, not ugly, just average.
6. Decent looking, but not usually anyone's first choice.
7. Cute
8. Attractive
9. Very Attractive
10. Perfection

Most everybody uses the one to ten scale, but in different ways. For instance, someone may label someone as a 1, and another person may label them as a 10, and vice versa. It's all a matter of opinion.

Jack: Dude look at Bailey over there, isn't she a 10/10 on the 1 to 10 scale?
Joe: Ehh I'd give her about a 7 or so.
John: Are you guys kidding? She's hella ugly! She's a 2 at the most.

by HannahFancyPants November 25, 2016

The Adam Scale

a way to rate a girl 1-10 in all ways (her looks, body, and personality, etc.)

Ryan: “what would you put Jamie on the Adam scale”
Adam: “Jamie’s for sure a 10
Ryan: “how about elle”
Adam: “she doesn’t even make the scale”

by Krazplayz September 14, 2020

Scaley

A scaley is similar to a furry, however, it deals with anthropomorphic reptiles and amphibians as opposed to mammals.

"Dude, check out this furry pic of squirtle getting it on with bulbasaur!"

"That's not furry. It's scaley."

by Argonian August 3, 2009