Scab Shadow

Where a scab is so thick it casts its own dark shadow.

Also a name to Big Mikes made up band where he plays lead air guitarist.

Person one; Hey, are you going to check out that new band, Scab Shadow?

Person two; Fuck yea! Big Mike is bad ass!

by Jenn2.0 May 1, 2022

Scabbledabbledobad

The term a person would use when they're standing over a cliff jumping into a kiddie pool of chocolate pudding and Patrick Star next to the kiddie pool yelling "Do a FLIP!"

Person 1: What are you doing up there?
Person 2: Scabbledabbledobad
Patrick Star: Do a FLIP!

by Never gonna give you up 45328 July 2, 2022

Skeet Scab

After ejaculation, a skeet scab is when semen dries up on the tip of the penis creating a plug at the urethra. This blockage while urinating is similar to when one puts their thumb over a garden hose while the water is on. If the urinator is careless about their skeet scab, he will be forced to decide which stream of pee will be best to aim in the toilet bowl because of its thickness in stream, while the other streams go everywhere but inside the toilet bowl.

Roommate 1: Dude, why is their piss all over the mirror and toilet paper?

Roommate 2: Oh, sorry bro.... After a long night of much ejaculation, I forgot to pick my skeet scab when I went pee this morning. It shot in several different directions all at once and I didn't know what to do!

by CAPIETAN August 21, 2012

scabber

An illegal cab driver who curb crawls central London for drunks and E-heads. He is usually called Tremendous, of African persuasion and his car will have no tax or insurance. Once you have haggled the fair from Islington to Peckham down to 45 quid, you and your six mates will squeeze into his Datsun Cherry and proceed to add the smell of your five donner kebabs to the already pervasive waft of rancid BO, dreadfully disguised with fluffy dice, acting as air freshner.

As soon as Tremendous has traversed Tower Bridge he will be waking you up to ask directions. This is where the violence could potentially start. However this is often avoided, thanks to the can of mace he keeps under the passenger seat. Once Tremendous has applied the mace to your face he then throttles you with the seatbelt, pistol whips you, and rag-dolls you out of the window till all your credit cards fall out. He then, empties all of your friend’s pockets and carries out multiple identity fraud for the next 17 years without getting caught.

He can sometimes be found sniffing lighter-fuel at the wheel.

Hey Batty, did him get troo dem blhurd clhaaart rice'n'peas?

Nah man, me left early and got a scabber home. I'm now wanted by several loan sharks.

by surf biffin September 17, 2007

Scabical

Barbadian term. Typically means slut, whore, sket etc.

*Girl walks in with the shortest piece of clothing imaginable*
People: "SCABICAL OR NUTTIN!"

by GabrielaSparx December 1, 2010

scab eater

Somewhat self-explanatory; a scab eater is someone who regularly consumes dried blood that has collected in a recent wound on their person. scab eater is a term popularized by the preston and steve radio show (93.3 FM wmmr)

Preston eats his scabs, therefore he is a scab eater.

by Jon Klein February 1, 2006

cunt scab

a wound on the vaginal area of a woman that has been injured and has formed a scab. this often occures after overuse of the vagina, from either excessive masturbation or by prostitution.

i was going to fuck sally but i spread her legs and she had a nasty cuntscab. I turned her over and did her a donkey punch instead.

by Doc joseph July 15, 2008