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Sarkis

A Sarkis is a 4'6 midget who simps over girls toes. A Sarkis may prowl in Lebanon or Congo, depending on the girl he is simping for.
Person A: Yooo, look at that Hobbit over there, is he a Sarkis?
Person B: He's simping over Estelle, he's definately a Sarkis
by DingleDongo November 8, 2021
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saprise

similar to cheesecake surprise.

when a man and a woman are engaging in sex from behind (doggy-style) and the man begins to fake an orgasm. the woman turns around, thinking he has finished when suddenly he blows his load in her face and immediately punches her in the nose, making her bleed, thus producing the effect of cherry cheesecake.
I won't tell you that I had a saprise last night!
by fennigan July 7, 2011
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Sarri

She's the one you call for help; whether burying a body, or passing you a tampon & hand sanitizer. Sarri has your back. She carries a Mary Poppins bag & will dump it out on your floor when she can't find what she, or you, needs. She's tough on the outside but squishy as a warm gummie bear inside... Unless you Fuck with her, in that case she's more like a sour patch kid, in that she will definitely slash your tires & set your shit on fire before she forgives you. She likes 17 1/2 lemons in her vodka tonics. Amen.
Oh shit, Time to call Sarri...
by Sarriously June 17, 2019
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Sarrina

Why would you go for that sarrina, she has stds
by Mike Smith the 5th October 9, 2011
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