Sapiopathic

Adjective,

To learn from sorrow and hardship.

"He was a newage sapiopathic, he changed his whole life around even though he lost everything."

by Father Esphydion December 27, 2012

Homo Sapiens Retardus

An offspring of the MySpace generation.

The Homo Sapiens Retardus is, in short, a mentally challenged (self-centered) and/or physically challenged (collar popping) individual. They are usually frowned upon by other members of the Homo genus.

Michael cannot get a passport because he is listed as a 'Homo Sapiens Retardus' in the citizen-register.

by Yonasu October 11, 2008

Salim

n. probably the most significant person you'll ever meet in your life.
Type of person that people always regret not being more "in" with him later in life.

v. the action of owning or as others refer to it as ownage.

ex 1:
Ian: " You can have my lunch if you want..i'm not so hungary"
Jessica " Fuck! should've went out with Salim."
Ian "yeah"

ex 2:
Interviewer: " So Ashton Kutcher..we heard you're having a new show now? Can you tell us it's name?"

Kutcher: "haha...yeah..it's gnna be "You just got Salim'd!"

by Rock_ n'_Rolla February 13, 2009

homo sapiens

The species that modern humans belong to

I'm a homo; homo sapien!

by Xavier breath April 19, 2005

homo sapiens

A superficial, judgmental, spiteful resource devouring critter whose vast brainpower goes mostly unused. Most members of this species have a strong herd mentality. Unfortunately, the loudest members of this species have more influence over the herd than the most intelligent. In all likelihood, it will have the distinction of being a species with one of the shortest periods of survival in the history of the planet.

All other species on planet earth will breath a sigh of relief when homo sapiens dies out.

by great success April 17, 2010

Salima

Everyone either really loves, appreciates and admires or is jealous of a Salima. She is extremely loyal and is great at keeping secrets. Salima is a very private human because she knows how to appreciate life without gossiping. Salima will have the most brilliant intellectual conversations about interesting subjects of upmost relevance then go home and binge watch the hottest reality tv show about a set of selfish imbeciles and their boring clownish daily lives. Salima loves creating and inventing, she's full of fresh ideas. Everyone who meets her loves her energy. Salima may have borderline personality disorder tbh. She loves food and travelling, to just eat and travel and talk to people is a long-awaited dream of hers. Salima is a hard worker and needs to be selfish once in a while ... it's okay to be mean and bossy sometimes in order to be happy in the end. Salima is a rare case of true spiritual connection, her divine feminine energy is awakening, so she needs to re-connect with her inner-child and bring the closure she needs to be able to grow. Her extremely powerful spiritual energy is drowned and eaten by some of those greedy and jealous people she works hard to connect with. Salima may feel like she is working her hardest and to the best of her abilities but there is always something or someone that stops her from ultimately achieving. It is only her own kindness which stops her as someone always takes advantage of her.

'The most gorgeous creature I have ever seen - Salima' 'She loves sun and good food - she's definitely a Salima' 'You are a Polymath! Your name must be Salima!'

by kombucha-iz-ass November 30, 2021

Salime Ranal

A term used after someone ejaculates in such a large quantity - the general rule is over 100cm squared - that would require a pipe to transport the spilled load deep underground via a Salime Ranal.

This word can also be used to call a male individual a horny slut.

“Ugh! I checked my mass balance! We’re going to need a Salime Ranal!”

Shut the fuck up mate! You Fucking Salime Ranal

by Grant Hansen June 12, 2018