by h.s.c.413 November 18, 2013
A roll of pleasure paper that you can shove your dick into, you can also turn it into a flashlight and enjoy it that way too.
Dave: bro I just shoved my veiny cock into some sandpaper! It was pretty exotic.
Bob: sandpaper?
Dave: yeah that nice roll of pleasure paper that you can use to push yourself to climax!
Bob: sandpaper?
Dave: yeah that nice roll of pleasure paper that you can use to push yourself to climax!
by Maximum girth March 8, 2021
Has a sandpaper face from pimples and normally listens to TikToks to loud on the bus and is hulk but in a fat way
by Southern Pimpin66 October 17, 2019
Claude: "Yo dog that chick ruined my dick last night."
Clyde: "Yeah I heard she got hit in the head with kryptonite and wound up with them sandpaper teeth"
Clyde: "Yeah I heard she got hit in the head with kryptonite and wound up with them sandpaper teeth"
by ham sammich muncha 68. Do me. August 11, 2016
by Archard October 22, 2010
by the sheeny October 5, 2021