sanding pinocchio

masturbating for a guy

Dave decided to stay in Saturday night, and spent it watching porn and sanding pinocchio.

by MarcRadsdoc June 15, 2008

Sanding his maypole

Masturbating in public

Tony said, "It must be spring. I saw a guy in the park sanding his maypole."

by Ski2UDie May 22, 2011

Sandling Scoop

An object similar to a spoon but with a longer handle and a deeper scoop, generally used to profusely shove sand up ones butt hole until they can no longer pucker their sphincter muscle.

Hey bro, lets go build some sandcastles on the beach and try out this new sandling scoop that I borrowed from my friend, Nick.

by JCaal November 27, 2016

Sandling Drag Chute

When you are so fast you can run a 4.50 40yd dash, your pants disintegrate, and your balls stretch out due to drag and flail in the wind behind you wile running, just like a jet fuel car completing a 1/4 mile drag race.

Woah, man! Check out the Sandling Drag Chute that guy has got going on. He is running so fast!

by JCaal November 29, 2016

snoring time

Going to bed /sleep.

A term used mainly by old people.

it's 12 o'clock!! It's snoring time!

by Funnygirlincanada July 10, 2018

Sandrinne

Sandrinne is a great friend. She is smart and beautiful. They may not show affection, but they love you no matter who or what you are.

Sandrinne is a great friend.
Sandrinne got an A on all of her tests.

by enbyrainbow June 7, 2021

morning snoring

When you wake up in the morning, before your partner in bed has woken up, you hear him still snoring as you get out of bed.

Always morning snoring to start the day!

by Ereck Flowers November 14, 2018