Edward Sanders

Once sitting behind rebellious youngsters in the sixth grade he was kicked out of grade school on the last day when it was discovered he had massive amounts of bestiality porn stored on his computer in Beginning Advance Typing class. He stands 6' 4" has one leg, a flock of seagulls haircut and a 1986 Twisted Sister Tour T-shirt. Also it should be noted, he has had no less than three sex changes. If you see this man have him arrested for he could rape your pet chinchilla. And that would be very very bad.

"Edward Sanders reportedly was shot with shot a .50 cal. magnum revolver loaded with baby hamsters, he then burst into flames and crashed through a window and blew up the entire parking complex, and may or may not have lived."

by JimJabJibbers January 2, 2009

Thomas Sanders

Thomas Sanders is the most angelic and sweetest little gay bean in the world go subscribe to him on YouTube and follow him on twitter he is the bestest gay bean in the world that you could ever ask for along with Badboyhalo and Skeppy go subscribe to them too and follow them on twitter too also

Thomas sanders is awesome!

by \~G.V.~/ November 27, 2020

Bernie Sanders

Feeeeeeeeeeel The Buuuuuuuurrrrrrrrnnnnnnnn!

Imma Bernie Sanders your Life.

by ~Nyah~ January 24, 2017

barry sanders

a term for a slick, great move

Yo you see dat nigga Tyrone Barry Sanders that security guard

by Smith Dogg October 19, 2003

Barry Sanders

The next Chuck Norris....just you wait.

Chuck Norris can go to Burger King and get a Big Mac. Barry Sanders can run past Burger King and steal Chuck Norris' Big Mac.

by 1idgofr December 17, 2008

Colonel Sanders

The "Colonel Sanders" is when your girlfriend or wife gives you oral sex. You cum above her upper lip and make a mustache. Then you put a little on her chin, for the goatee.

There are a couple variations to this:

A "Colonel Sanders with a Pearl Tooth" is the above action but when your partner smiles, you squeeze a little cum on her front tooth.

A "Colonel Sanders with a Monacle" is the above action and you put the last bit of cum in her eye.

He wanted to surprise his girlfriend so he gave her the Colonel Sanders last night.

by thecolonel-2010 October 14, 2010

Matthew Sanders

The real name of M Shadows, lead singer of Avenged Sevenfold

"look, there's Matthew Sanders!"

"fuck sake, it's M Shadows you div!"

by Mel Vengeance ;) May 28, 2008