Royal Sampler

When a girl gives you a blow job and has both vaginal and anal intercourse on the first date.

"Yo, that dude must be a monarch; he's had like twenty royal samplers this year!"

by Asna January 20, 2009

Sampler

The act of spreading a womans ass, and either licking her pussy or her butthole.

"I went to Julia's house last night, things got out of control and I was giving her the sampler before I knew it."

by Sirhc Llimah June 24, 2007

sampler

when people go around and just take samples of food with no intention of buying anything from the place they are sampling

Annie is not allowed in the food court because she is a notorious sampler

by the man sized mancotti lover December 28, 2005

The Smiler

A Rollercoaster at alton towers in which you loose your legs

im going to loose my legs on the smiler today
ok have a good one mate

by Timmy Tuncan December 2, 2020

Sampler

having sex once, one blowjob, and one handjob in an 8 month period from a gf and never getting anything after!

caleb the nice guy got a sampler and was completely fed up with her shit.

by thewhiteboy1 April 10, 2010

Samier

Pretty mf who loves Evelyn lmao

Wow samier is a mf simp

by Luigga December 22, 2021

fart sampler

someone who enjoys smelling others farts. usually has chronic cases of pink eye.

guy 1: dude, that guys gas smells like he shart.
guy 2: gross man, your nasty. stop being a fart sampler.

by david bennington July 3, 2011