Soggy Saltine

When you cum on an asshole and crush saltine crackers over it and proceed to eat it with a spoon

Bro did you get a taste of that soggy saltine?

by JDOWE October 25, 2017

unsalted saltine

a derogatory term for a stereotypical white person, especially for one who is lacking in culture, personality, or other identifying traits.

“My neighbor is literally an unsalted saltine- he said he was making something with ‘spicy peppers’ last night, but the only peppers he used were bell peppers.”

by CrispitySmuggity March 14, 2024

Saltine Fever

Being attracted to white people. Symptoms include getting turned on by a live laugh love sign, pining after someone named McKenna, Kayleigh, Chad, or Hunter, and thinking toasted wonder bread with a thin spread of mayonnaise is an aphrodisiac. Alternatively called “Caucasian infatuation” or “flavor aversion”

1. “I’ve noticed Hector only dates girls named Megan. Why is that?”

“He’s got saltine fever, my dude.”

2. “Por qué se obsesiona tanto por las rubias?”

“Pues no sé wey, creo que tiene Saltine Fever.”

by stressed out yt girl September 23, 2021

Saltine

An individual who partakes in the smoking of salt

The foil from sev was made for the saltines

by Smokeyswirly September 3, 2021

saltine

a person who doesn't talk and is extremely boring and doesn't show emotion, but somehow everyone loves them

That girl is such a saltine. How does she have a boyfriend?????

by thegadester February 26, 2017

unsalted saltine crackers

Saltine crackers without salt that only my grandma buys

Friend 1: hey can you pick up something for me at the store
Friend 2: ok what is it
Friend 1: some unsalted saltine crackers
Friend 2: how much have weed have you shoved up your asshole tonight for you to think that's a good investment

by xruser May 19, 2022

Saltine Queen

A woman (or gay man) who stays fit by eating nothing but saltines. This person also benefits from being a cheap date.

Oh she's so skinny, she must be a Saltine Queen!

by BowtieBoy August 28, 2019