Schmoitus

A taint massage.

Last night Susie gave me the best schmoitus with her tongue!

by -GITZ- June 1, 2009

Schmobliterated

This is a hybrid word meaning the greatest extent to which a person can be intoxicated. It comes from the words "hammered" "obliterated" and "shwasted."

"Dude last night you were schmobliterated! I had to carry your ass back and you kept calling me 'waffles'"

by Raychill3 October 16, 2009

schmoggle

Schmoggle is another name for a tuxedo cat.

Woh man, look at that Schmoggle over there. He's all dressed up and nowhere to go.

by redweaseldgi July 24, 2011

Schmobie

A air pocket in a sheet or mat, ie. Drumline mats

Toby tripped over a Schmobie during a drumline performance

by Schmobie August 17, 2011

Schmollygog

An all purpose word to use when you cannot find a proper name for said purpose.

Please pass the Schmollygog. Did you see that Schmollygog? Hey Justin, what is that? Well, That is a Schmollygog!

by thedukeofbradshaw August 14, 2023

dick schmoltz

the largest form of asshole, douche bag, cocksucker, or piece of shit that can be described. originated and most commonly used in south jersey

"Hitler was the definition of a dick schmoltz"

by shit yeah December 31, 2008

Sachowski

n:An exceptionally mean person; adj:especially cruel or mean

Oh my god...i can't believe she stole that old womans purse and then knocked her down in the street... that is SO Sachowski

by Kay F November 11, 2008