I haven't got a Salomon

Reworking of the common phrase 'I haven't got a Scooby (Doo)'; meaning 'I haven't got a clue'.

In this instance, 'Salomon' refers to Chelsea striker Salomon Kalou; therefore the complete phrase would read:

"I haven't got a Salomon Kalou'.

But as with the 'Scooby' phrase, dropping the surname is the preferred usage.

A: "Do you know here C is?"
B: "No, I haven't got a Salomon"
A: "I'll ask D!"

by ReservoirDan September 23, 2009

solomahedi

Solomahedi is a username that shows power to the gaming community and the person using this is obviously really sexy and beautiful

Solomahedi is a great username
Ur such a solomahedi

by Suck ur dadda October 20, 2020

Homo Slomo

Adjective; A word used to compare someone/something that's being slow to an aroused homosexual who takes a long time to get an erect penis

"Jorge is so homo slomo"
"Hurry up, don't be so homo slomo"
"Wow these cars are so homo slomo"

by cakewhore December 7, 2013

sloming

Sticking Leeches On Myself. When idiots Stick Leeches to their Body They Are Sloming.Used As A Fast way to lose Weight, Either To Fit In Or because Sh/e Lacks Self esteem

When jake Is Sloming he Sticks Leeches on his ass
George Collects leeches To Use for Sloming

by #Unknown# November 30, 2006

Slombat

The first ever down syndrome Pokemon character, slombat spends his time slomming around, making friends and chomping the yellow.

Hey check it out, a Slombat, gross!

by SlombatHunter October 6, 2008

[shlompa]

another word for slut, hoe, or any other girl that sleeps around with many guys

used when other shlompas are around

Guy #1 - dude whos that girl over there making out with blake, wasnt she just getting with roman

Guy #2 - yep, shes a shlompa

by roman and bratsiya January 1, 2009

Salomay

A girl with a small heart that contains the whole world. Loved by all who get to know her heart. She enjoys nature. And talking, she enjoys to talk. She is tender. One who loves God and is loved by God. She smiles, and makes others smile. She is lovely.

She is such a Salomay. He would be lucky to have her.

by head knocker August 11, 2018