swole mole

An extremely muscular and short person.

Tom: Dude, did you see Gary? He's been hitting the gym it's just a shame he can't get taller.
John: Mate, he's a swole mole.

by Sevarle March 28, 2015

Swole Hole

A puffed vagina or a inflated dick hole

Bro, I was crushing some puss the other night and I left her with a swole hole.

Sunday brunch conversation: omg he must have an std since he has a swole hole

by AlisaDallas May 31, 2018

Swole Dick

A dick that is swollen from extra sexcular activities.

Man my swole dick hurts from that hoe burger last night.

by hotmuppetjuice March 12, 2009

swole and roll

The act of lifting weights at the gym and immediately following it up with drinking at a bar.

Girl... The gym is NOT an excuse to flake on that happy hour tonight, all the homies are going. You just gotta pull a swole and roll, so you can celebrate your sweet triceps with a shitload of beer.

by bollywoodandbiceps January 22, 2014

Swole Souls

Dark Souls, with a buff avatar. Them undead souls are not the only snack around.

Are you playing Dark Souls? No, Swole Souls, my avatar is such a snack.

by scarletmay13 June 2, 2018

Swole Patrol

A group of guys that suck dick for money in the gym locker rooms.

Yo where is the swole patrol, I need a good sucking.

by the large johnson December 19, 2012

Swole Mode

A phrase defining a feeling that you can only get after achieving maximum swole.

Jeff:Did you see that fine woman over there (winks)
Kevin:That bitch got me on swole mode-

by stupidboy11301 January 22, 2021