swole skipping

The act of skipping in a delighted and fruity manner by a man that is extremely swole, in which swinging of the arms and a retarded smile is added.

Not a gym excercise, but a man who has the potential to skip and knock down everyone around him.
Johnny: "WTF is that?!

Arnold: "It looks like some retarded jock running"

Ronnie: " Hes not a retard jock silly, he's swole skipping"
by Douchenator108 February 28, 2011
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swole mole

Tom: Dude, did you see Gary? He's been hitting the gym it's just a shame he can't get taller.
John: Mate, he's a swole mole.
by Sevarle March 24, 2015
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swole neck

A derogatory term for a muscular person. Generally used in reference to a person who has wronged you, but who could obviously kick your ass because he's so muscular.
That swole neck motha fucka borrowed $5 from me last month and hasn't paid me back.
by jean shorts June 22, 2010
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Swole Hole

A puffed vagina or a inflated dick hole
Bro, I was crushing some puss the other night and I left her with a swole hole.

Sunday brunch conversation: omg he must have an std since he has a swole hole
by AlisaDallas April 29, 2018
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Swole sesh

After this big dinner, I'm gonna need a swole sesh!
by TheRealJD November 19, 2011
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Sittin on swole

When you are full after a very big meal. And you just sit there...yeah.
"Damn, That was some good food. It got me sittin on swole."
by Konohamaru October 08, 2007
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Swole Dick

A dick that is swollen from extra sexcular activities.
Man my swole dick hurts from that hoe burger last night.
by hotmuppetjuice October 30, 2008
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