trousers for men that hang above your ankle which allow the ankles to absorb the sunlight increasing male sexual power (scientific fact)
by Phaite February 26, 2011
one who expresses sexual interest in a family member and, in turn, essentially "swings" on the branches of the good ol' family tree
by j37 November 18, 2009
The hot tub at a swingers club. Usually consisting of two or more Naked swingers, bodily fluids both male and female, and a hint of alcohol with a watery base.
I would never enter a hot tub at a swingers club. I would prefer not to be an ingredient in their swinger soup.
by YEAAH!!! April 05, 2010
Someone who sucks their superiors (ie: boss, manager, supervisor) dick to try and gain favoritism, without having to do anything other than sucking dick.
"I can't believe Jerome got that promotion, he's one lazy fuck..."
"I can, he's a professional root swinger!"
"I can, he's a professional root swinger!"
by 1quickcoupe October 23, 2016
Someone who understands what others don't about a particular game they are playing. They are often more rational allowing them to get a better grasp on fundamentals.
"fuark bro you see that guy effectively manage his price risk, how the fuck he do that?"
"Yea not sure man, its like he understands things like hedging , carry, spread risk and the basic calculations for pricing grain at each stage of the supply chain"
"true, sounds like the cunts a king swinger"
"Yea not sure man, its like he understands things like hedging , carry, spread risk and the basic calculations for pricing grain at each stage of the supply chain"
"true, sounds like the cunts a king swinger"
by Kerser2 August 05, 2021
UTOPIAN SWINGER - A person who practices swinging as a total lifestyle with humanistic ideals. - Supporting Swinging and establishing circles of friendships with other swingers through events, gatherings and social activities.
by BlueSteal1 April 08, 2010
(Australian Slang) 1. One who makes a mockery of themselves and others subconsciously or without intent.
2. One who cannot make up their mind.
3. Anyone roughly defined as a fool or buffoon.
2. One who cannot make up their mind.
3. Anyone roughly defined as a fool or buffoon.
by Agent FareEvader August 13, 2003