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swift boating 

"Swift-boating" has entered the political lexicon as a noun, adjective or verb and is usually invoked as a pejorative term by Kerry supporters to indicate that Kerry was treated unfairly when unpleasant but truthful accusations were raised.

Explanatory notes: Such accusations by genuine war heroes and former POWs undercut Kerry's claim to Vietnam hero status. They exposed how Kerry had manipulated the Navy's system to award himself three Purple Hearts in order to limit his service in a combat zone to four months. Democratic apologists blame disingenuously Kerry's flaccid and untimely response to the accusations with the knowledge that, if Kerry released his complete military records, they would show a general discharge for having met with enemy leaders while still in the Navy Reserve. Kerry was restored to Honorable Discharge status by President Carter in 1978. Kerry's supporters then coined the term "swift boating" to shift the blame from Kerry to his political opponents even though a full refutation of the accusations was avainlable if Kerry were to file a SF-180, which he has refused to do for reasons herein laid bare. The president and his campaign staff were never involved in exposing Kerry as a hypocrite and incorrigible opportunist.
Those f&$#ing vets were swift boating the presidential candidate we selected for his ostensible military credentials and electability causing him to lose the election that was supposed to reverse the 2000 presidential election results.
swift boating by OESY7 February 2, 2007
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Swift Boating 

Noun: A well orchestrated campaign of character assassination and disinformation instigated by a concealed proxy.
"...Once (Cindy) Sheehan could no longer be ignored, the Swift Boating began. Character assassination is the Karl Rove tactic of choice, eagerly mimicked by his media surrogates, whenever the White House is confronted by a critic who challenges it on matters of war. The Swift Boating is especially vicious if the critic has more battle scars than a president who connived to serve stateside and a vice president who had "other priorities" during Vietnam.

"The Swift Boating of Cindy Sheehan" By Frank Rich. New York Times Op-Ed 8/22/05
http://www.iht.com/protected/articles/2005/08/21/news/edrich.php
Swift Boating by Clem Snide July 18, 2008

Swift one off the wrist 

That girl looks so hot i think i'll just pop to the toilet and have a swift one off the wrist

swift smoke 

A quick blow job, usually performed by someone other than your significant other.
Yo, can I get a swift smoke before my girlfriend gets back?
swift smoke by Recko July 30, 2008

Swift Like the Ekans 

Being as swift, yet not as epic, as an Ekans. Also a Halo term for assassination from above.
Courtney: Man jarred was swift like the ekans last night.
Jacie: Yea he was, he just kept jumping down and killing us.
Jarred: Thats cuz im swift like the Ekans.
Swift Like the Ekans by Lyfial April 1, 2009

Swift Middle School 

Great teachers, great principals, absolute straight up plastic for food, white trash including horse girls, vsco girls, nicotine addicts, potheads, pot sellers, school shooters, basic thots who think they're thiqqqq with 4 q's, and fake hicks and hillbillys. The food is radioactive waste from the peach bottom power plant. The water from the water fountains is straight chlorine from my grandmother's pool. Off brand Charli Damelio's are EVERYWHERE looking for Lil Huddy. Only half the clocks work. go follow @solanco_garbage on instargram!
I go to Swift Middle School in Solanco. Its trash!
Swift Middle School by wsxcvbnmko January 21, 2020

swift wristy 

to wank a penis vigourasly
she wanked my cock at the speed of light.Swift wristy a?
swift wristy by gurner 101 February 10, 2010