no stats

no dice; no go; not available

derives from days of hand-computed fantasy baseball stats. overeager owners (ie. steven blank) would call and hound the commissioner for the latest league statistics. one time, a flummoxed commissioner tony picked up the phone and screamed "NO STATS" before slamming it back on its cradle.

no stats on the movie tonight, i have to work.

no stats on the chronic, my guy wasn't home.

by Bryan April 16, 2005

Scatsta

A place and airport in Shetland Islands, where the airport staff wipe scat from the catering staff on there faces on a daily basis, any left overs are used as filling for the various sandwiches. Staff include the Security guard formerly known as Red Beard.

Wow man, I can't wait to get to Scatsta

by bcot June 27, 2008

cheap seats

(From the expression "view from the cheap seats") A metaphor for a person's point of view when they are not directly involved in a situation, but wish to politely comment on it anyway.

"Excuse me guys, this is just my opinion and the view from the cheap seats, but may I suggest you do this a different way?"

by Harvey Manfrenjensenton January 13, 2008

swagstress

a person of the female sex who exemplifies copious amounts of swag.

Bro 1: Bro, did you check out jess last night?
Bro 2: Yeah, bro, she's a fucking swagstress.

by the devil's swagstress May 14, 2011

Swagstaff

A nickname fraternity members refer to the Northern Arizona City of Flagstaff, Arizona.

Bro#1: Yo, when you headed back to Swagstaff.
Bro#2: When I finish pounding brews with boys in Boulder this spring break.
Bro#1: Aight

by GordanSlamsay May 6, 2018

Kami No Satsujin-Sha

Popular youtube video that depicts the life and hardships of a young hero. It captures the setting and plot through a very anime-esque feel. It is a modern work of art that is so good that it's bad. Only the worth can watch without leaving with deep regrets. It embodies the meaning of the word cringe and elevates it to the next level.

dude 1: bro i just watched Kami No Satsujin-Sha...
dude 2: bruh my dad died after watching it
dude 1: no way bruv mine did tooo

by sexy ghi June 11, 2020

Take several seats

Chill the fuck out and wait to be educated because clearly you outta line.

I hate black people

You need to take several seats

by Frackn April 25, 2020