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The saying "If you wanna bite the stork's ankle, you gotta edge the mollusk" metaphorically conveys the idea that in order to achieve a difficult or desired outcome, one must be willing to undertake unconventional or challenging actions. The stork's ankle represents a valuable and elusive target, while the mollusk symbolizes a barrier or obstacle that must be overcome. Edging the mollusk implies a careful and deliberate approach, taking small, precise steps to navigate around or overcome the obstacle. Therefore, the saying suggests that to achieve something significant, one must be willing to embrace unconventional methods and patiently work through challenges.
Person: You know what they say?
Person 2: what?
Person: If you wanna bite the storks ankle…
Person 2: you gotta edge the mollusk!
Both: aahhh! (Laughter)
Person 2: They do say that
Person 1 mmm
“If you wanna bite the stork’s ankle you gotta edge the mollusk”
by The BrGr February 9, 2024
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Storking

The act of stretching ones scrotal sack over another man's genitalia aka dick and balls.
Tommy was excited because he was about to enjoy a good storking.
by IAreCleverPup November 26, 2016
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Stork

Verb-to stork, storking. Past tense- storked. To travel as such high speeds as to be at the edge of one limits of control.
I was storking down that bitchinroad to get here before all the tasty buds were gone, brah!
by Flying_irish January 24, 2018
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Stork

Like uhaul, it’s when one person of the relationship is advocating for a baby soon after beginning to date.
That girl is crazy, she’ll stork you within the first month.”
by Yosoytaytay January 9, 2020
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Jake Stork

Did you hear Jake Stork is a virgin
by Puscake November 5, 2018
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storking

When you take a picture of a person and take a picture of a stork and then create a photo of what you might imagine the offspring of the two might be

(Taken from Impractical Jokers S7:E1)
Me and my friend just got back from storking his mom.
by PaganRaccoon April 20, 2019
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What I call homo-sapiens who addicted to axolotls to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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