The act of shitting on your partners chest, covering it with seran wrap, sitting on it smearing it all over his/her body without getting it on yourself.
by Jamie Chennells October 30, 2008
Get the Cleaveland Steamroller mug.When one urinates on lying down partner's stomach, then rolls them over and defecates on their back.
by chiseboy December 15, 2003
Get the Nebraska Steamroller mug.The sexual act of Shitting on your partner's forehead, then using your dick to roll the excrement across their face. You can then use the shit as lube for any other sexual act that you desire.
by BAG1 December 30, 2013
Get the The Steamroller mug.The act of a very obese woman rolling her body up the body of a man who is lying on his back so that the circulation to the lower half of his body is cut off. A very small person or a monkey then plays with his unerect penis.
by MeatSlaughter May 9, 2011
Get the Bolivian Steamroller mug.A street paving (flattening) vehicle that is only found: west of Georgia, north of Flordia, East of Mississippi, and south of Tennessee
Bill Bob: Lookit Huck, there goes one of them dag-gone Alabama Steamrollers comin' on down the road.
Huck: Dangit Bill Bob, we live in a trailer off of the highway, a'course its a'comin' down the road.
Bill Bob: Get my gun, I see a possum.
Huck: Dangit Bill Bob, we live in a trailer off of the highway, a'course its a'comin' down the road.
Bill Bob: Get my gun, I see a possum.
by Redneck Kyle January 16, 2006
Get the alabama steamroller mug.An extreme act of deification on one's chest by another for the sexual stimulation of themselves, the participant, or both.
by This Girl/ That Guy May 1, 2008
Get the chicago steamroller mug.The name off a penis, which has the uncanny ability to flatten people, and it is only to be used on women. If they are lucky, they can make it out with a few unbroken bones, but death is the most common side effect of an encounter with 'the steamroller'.
by unknownbyyou456 May 22, 2006
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