stealing the thunder

This idiom is used when a male gets a boner from something sexy and his heterosexual friend gets a boner as well. This is because the second guy reacts with a boner because upon seeing the first guy's boner he thinks to himself, "man, he's got a boner, there must be something hot around!" It is often awkward, especially among junior high and high school kids.

Man, that chick is hot!
Yeah, man. Aw, that's gross.
What?
You're stealing the thunder!

by teotlxixtli April 27, 2011

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Stealing Second

When you make out with a girl that has her boobs out, but you don't touch them.

Jon: So how'd your date go last night.
Newton: Not bad, only stealing second.

by Newtron Bomb June 16, 2010

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Stealing the cumquat

To take away one's anal virginity.

Matt went out with the sole purpose of stealing the cumquat.

by Russian fatty September 5, 2011

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stealing chocolate

The act by which one takes another's anal virginity

He was stealing chocolate from that girl over there.

by MrAndersmith May 25, 2014

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stealing Harvard

(based on the movie Stealing Harvard): robbing a bank in order to specifically pay off an expensive tuition or a mortgage

is stealing Harvard even a crime? probably not, if there was no one killed in your attack, and if you stole the money only to re-invest it in the economy

by Sexydimma November 17, 2016

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