steakeitis

A medical condition brought on by a lack of chewing ones food, especially meats. Symptoms include coughing, incessant throat clearing, watering eyes and a loss of appetite. While there is currently no cure for steakeitis preventive measures can be taken such as blending, mashing, soaking or simply chewing your food.

Hey guy, is that dude choking to death on his turkey dinner?

No guy, he just has steakeitis.

by Captain awesomeballs December 7, 2018

staked

to say one word to someone, then quickly leave. Typically a shy person will do this.

Donald: she’s hot
Ron: yea go talk to her
Donald: ok

(Tries to talk to her, comes back)
Donald: shoot I staked

by madilyn rovan September 10, 2019

steamed creamer

When you creampie your girlfriend and then slap her she is then a steamed creamer

John: rob I gave my girlfriend a steamed creamer and she kicked me out of the fucking car
Rob: that's unfortunate

by Creamed boi October 24, 2019

Speaked

When your super tired and don't realize speaked isn't acctually a real word in the dictionary

Daniel: "hey been a while since we last speaked huh?"

Breanna: "speaked isn't a word stupid"

by Tired kirby boi November 30, 2019

Speaked

Spoke but more stupid.

Danny "been a while since we last speaked huh?"
Bre "that's not a word stupid."

by Tired kirby boi November 30, 2019

Steamed vegetable

A sex move where a male runs into a hospital naked, finds a disabled person, and nuts on them before security comes.

“Jake why are you on probation!?”
“I was horny yesterday, and I pulled a Steamed Vegetable

by YourFriendlyMilchMann May 4, 2020

Steamed

Tired, worn out, exhausted, having a medical issue, how you feel after a fight you beat in. Can be used in sentence if you dont feel good or you are tired for example:

Yo I just got steamed! I feel mad steamed right now.

by jmsmilin September 27, 2020