Squirt 

It's when a dollar store skeezer pisses everywhere after sex. Dumbasses think it's a women's cum which is actually physically impossible and in fact has been proven to be urine.

Dumbass shitbird #1: damn dude you had that fat, ugly ass bitch tina here last night!

Dumbass shitbird #2: yeah dude I'm the man, she completely soaked my sheets with her squirt.

Dumbass shitbird #1: you retard, there's no such thing! *sniffs sheets* it's fucking piss dude!

I made your mom squirt all over the walls!

Squirt by UnholyFartMaster August 5, 2025

squirt

A. To send a song to someone using a Zune.
B. When a girl finds her g-spot and a clear liquid gushes out her vajuju

A.
Person 1: "can I squirt you a song?"
Person 2: "yeah sure"
B.
"Bro have you heard, Katie doesn't need Tom to fuck her anymore, she squirted more than her whole life with Tom combined by fingering herself!"

squirt by Planet27272 July 21, 2026

Squirt!

An expletive portraying extreme shock or disbelief.

Daughter: Mother, I am pregnant.
Mother: SQUIRT!?
Retard Poser: Sum41 ownz!!!!11
Normal person: Squirt?!

Squirt! by tobad4ya November 22, 2004

Squirt!

A term used by girlfriends when joke about a hot guy that makes me them moist that they would squirt for.

Ex:

Amy: Ooh did you see Duke in his khakis?
Amy & Friend Together: SQUIRT!!

Squirt! by istayfrosty October 12, 2016

Squirt juice

It's something that only me and Christian make so if you wanna make it with him or me FUCK OFF

Christian: You wanna make squirt juice at 9?
Me: Bet😩

Squirt juice by Emma ligma July 20, 2019

squirt dirt 

Diarrhea, same as blast mud, though typically a bit more dry.

Jimmy: Gru, that Thai food is hitting me - I gotta use your crapper.

Gru: Man, iff you gotta squirt dirt, use the downstair bathroom - more tp than in the upstairs shitter.

squirt dirt by the comand'r October 10, 2016

squirt cookie 

When a bunch of bros are in a circle all trying to jack onto their own cookie. Last one to climax gets to eat all of the now-frosted cookies.

"Dude we played squirt cookie last night and now Phil has a stomach full of jizz-covered cookies."

squirt cookie by TurbanDictionary November 9, 2013