1. To have something go or be taken in a particular direction.
2. Larry Enticer making snowmobile jump.
3. Drinking many alcoholic beverages in a rapid succession.
2. Larry Enticer making snowmobile jump.
3. Drinking many alcoholic beverages in a rapid succession.
by Jacob Ardown June 25, 2017
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Get the speeding mug.When you are overly anxious to do work and/or party due to the use of mass quantities of amphetamines.
"I just took an adderall and I am speeding balls right now"
"Dude all those line have got me speeding balls"
"Dude all those line have got me speeding balls"
by Addy McGee May 19, 2010
Get the Speeding Balls mug.A term for masturbating/ejaculating. The term comes from the fact that the average speed of ejaculation is 29 MPH, while a school zone has a speed limit of only 20 MPH. Thus, your ejaculate would get ticketed for speeding in a school zone.
Frank: "Dude, I was just speeding in a school zone before I got here."
Tom: "Did any cops catch you???"
Frank: "Not that kind of speeding, you dolt!"
Tom: "Did any cops catch you???"
Frank: "Not that kind of speeding, you dolt!"
by Coops34 December 4, 2010
Get the Speeding in a School Zone mug.A car passing you while you are speeding. This car will most likely get stopped by the police instead of you. Thus, they sacrifice themselves for your speeding sins.
Thank you speeding-Jesus; I can keep driving fast now, as long as you are in front of me. Speeding-Jesus take wheel.
by heathcat June 15, 2019
Get the speeding-Jesus mug.Essentially a legal extortion tactic that relies on outdated speed limits and places that live on state revenue. Better to hire a traffic attorney and deal with the bullshit now than later.
Person 1: "How the hell did Tom get a speeding ticket?"
Person 2: "Wrong place at the wrong time. Welcome to America."
Person 2: "Wrong place at the wrong time. Welcome to America."
by senthurmanz June 14, 2021
Get the speeding ticket mug.That phenomenon when you're about do go down on a chick, but you don't know how much jizz is left after raw-dogging, so you send an exploratory finger down there. Just like sending down a canary in a coal mine to test for a hazardous cavern.
This chick wanted me to head downtown, but I thought there might still be a salty surprise left over from earlier, so I sent down the canary to make sure the coast was clear.
..."Sending down the canary "
..."Sending down the canary "
by Lordopher May 16, 2014
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