Rend not the soil and sow thy oats where you graze your sheep

Do not date and have sexual hookups where you work.

Worker 1 - Hey did you see the new girl in customer service?
Worker 2 - Don't do it - Rend not the soil and sow thy oats where you graze your sheep

by bek1966 May 22, 2019

sloppy sow

A big girl who loves getting fucked only second to eating.

Gosh, my old girlfriend has put on so much weight she is such a sloppy sow.

by CaptainVolume October 21, 2016

Sow

Something Immense

Sow lance and I had gay butt sex

by SowBreckon June 14, 2022

Sow Butter

The thick vile pasty substance found between the thighs of large women.

Sally's office had an odd odor today, when she left for lunch I smelled her chair. It was clear the smell was from her sow butter.

by 2troubled August 24, 2025

sow sucker

Someone who likes to have sex with crick pigs.

He is such a dirty sow sucker. He will screw any crick pig around.

by thenurse August 21, 2009

ditch sow

The mother of a Ditch Pig. Very much like a cougar only dirty with saggy breasts . Will hop from gender to gender. Known to have multiple generation children, sometimes spanning 20 years.

That Ditch Sow should really put on a bra, her tits are past her bellybutton.

by B Silent September 22, 2018

Sow Down

Sow Down means the same as Dip up It means it's time to eat. It's from growing up on a pig farm.

Mother: "Okay kids dinner is ready!"
Kid 1: (looks at kid 2) "Time to Sow Down!"
Kid 2: (Pushes up nose to make a snout) "Oink Oink!"

by kaman25 March 5, 2020