Soften the peach

To get the pussy wet

You get a few drinks in her to soften the peach and she'll be good to go!

by Swampguzzler March 11, 2019

Soutern

Classification for those that are born in the south and constantly carry pink drinks.

BuT iM aCtUaLlY sOuTeRn

by wwoods June 14, 2019

softrams

defective male breeding stock for sheep, unable to successfully fertilize the female

I wanted to breed my herd, but unfortunately only softrams were available.

by thousandinone December 16, 2022

Secret Sifter Society

A group of people skilled in the art of sifting through the degenerate depths of the WWW, finding the GOLD smeared gems of utter genius and dubious idiocy to share with a select few.

Did you see that post on Secret Sifter Society, hard out sift bro. Yeah bro may even win Sifter of the year. You Reckon...... Yeah bro HARD OUT SSS

by Professor Spentser August 1, 2012

Whippin' up some softserve

The act of taking a shit.

Johnny: "Where were you sis?"

Susie: "I was in the bathroom whippin' up some softserve!"

by JustAsillyGoose32 February 19, 2011

Souter

Verb: To misrepresent one's own beliefs (political or otherwise) for the purpose of self gain. The term originates from the appointment of Justice David Souter to the Supreme Court by Republican President George H. W. Bush. Although a self-proclaimed conservative himself, Souter soon after revealed himself to be a liberal. Therefore, the verb "souter" or to be "soutered" means most nearly the act of expressing views other than one's own for the purpose of furthering one's own cause.

I'm not actually a Republican; I just want to spy on the Republican campaign rally! I am about to souter the sh** out of these guys.

Dude, that PETA operative doesn't actually like hamburgers! He only came to my barbecue to sabotage my patties. I was totally soutered.

'Joe Millionaire' is a show where an average guys souters a group of bachelorettes by pretending to be a wealthy bachelor.

by cowboyNY June 18, 2010

mister softee

1. Jeffs Boyfriend
2.Petafile
3. Some who cant get hard

1. Jeff is getting some creme from Mister Softee tonight.
2. Anyone know where Mister Softee is? Just listen for the little kids.
3. Mister Softee couldnt get a hard on

by #36 HBreaks April 10, 2005