Socastee

A high school in South Carolina where you are either really rich or really poor, really smart or really dumb, and really pretty or extremely ratchet. It's not known for athletics, but the IB program allows it to rank highly nationally for academics. Athletics have been getting better; the Socastee football team beat the reigning state champs, Myrtle Beach. If you go to Socastee, you know that Redneck Row is where all the rednecks park their trucks on the front row and rev their engines loudly after school.

Common nicknames for Socastee are socastease, socastd, socatrash, socasteez, and alcatraz.

Person 1: Did you hear about Socastee?
Person 2: You mean that awesome school where all the IB kids go?
Person 1: Yeah, I heard that it was just voted the number one school in the county.
Person 2: I wish I was a Socastee kid...

by bravenation October 9, 2012

Sopas

Used to describe when somebody just got hit really hard by something or somebody.

Fred. Did you see that guy get slapped by his girlfriend?
Sam: Sopas!

by Mojo Maniac August 7, 2008

Sorastafarian

Your typical Sorority girl that acts like a total hippie. Also could refer to a wanna-be hippie chick that is a total snob, but wears 'hippie' clothes.

An example of a Sorastafarian: She's the one in front row center, wearing the Abercrombie 'hippie' skirt, smiling up at the lead singer pretending to know the words to the song. In all reality she'll probably go home with the bassist, then complain about how she secretly hates patchouli oil or if there it anything in her teeth.

by Emichelea November 12, 2010

You. Sofa King, we taught Ed

Yet another example of the "Sofa King" joke. Only this time, it sounds a bit more awkward, but it's less likely to be thought of as a trick to gullible people.

Person- You. Sofa King, we taught Ed. (You so f-cking retarded.)
Sofa King- Aye! We taught Ed? (I retarded?)
Person- Uh-huh.
Sofa King- I knew that.
Person- *walks away to rofl*

by StatenIslander December 30, 2007

Softass

A person who is a coward.

"I didn't know John was such a softass, yesterday he refused to enter the room as it was too dark."

"Don't be such a softass and ride the roller coaster with us!"

by TheGuyAcrossTheRoad December 25, 2014

Sofus

Sofus is the greateast guy alive. He will always be there for you, and will always be loving.

I love Sofus, he is the beT

by Hjtaler June 9, 2018

sonass

A combination of sonny and bitchass which maintains the dominance of sonny while eliminating the anger of bitchass. Can be used in any and all situations.

Person 1: Gimme that cheesy-bread!
Person 2: I paid for that shit, sonass!

by sandbuggs September 16, 2006