snorting mustard

When you have a mustard fetish and the amazing aphrodisiac-like taste of mustard turns you on and on. As the mustard sears into your nostrils and you are overpowered by the amazing taste of mustard entering your bloodstream, you orgasm hard again and again.

I drank a bottle of mustard. I could’ve stop because it tasted so good.

Midway through, I started laughing and the mustard went up my nose.

I hollered in pain, “THAT IS THE GOOD BURN!,” for I was in pure mustard bliss—a euphoric state of becoming one with the mustard and the narcotic attractiveness of mustard blazes through the pain to provide the most amazing experience a human can have.

For I had done snorting mustard, my life was complete; no other worldly experience could compare, not even the obligatory sex that must be included in every Urban Dictionary entry.

by Bad C dev January 12, 2023

lepoard spotting

The unique pattern of fecal matter sticking to the bowl after a large bowel movement has been flushed.

(Often remaining after multiple flushes.)

Ronny was quite embarrassed when lepoard spotting his girlfriend's toilet after her Cinco de Mayo party.

by Money Mark May 24, 2009

Pig Spotting

Keeping a look-out for police officers who might interrupt your smoking pot and/or doing dirt.

PERSON1: Man this locks being a bitch to break! Pig spot for me!
PERSON2: OK.

POLICE1: Looks like a stereo thief and somebody pig spotting.
POLICE2: I don't think he seen us, approach with caution...

by Super__Villain February 12, 2010

Weasel Snorting

When someone has the ability to suck cocaine through their urethra.

My Weasel Snorting has gained me a lot of internet fame, if only my girlfriend found it as fun as I do.

by IridescentBlade July 27, 2016

Train Spotting Safety Net

(n) Stag term for the drug Naloxone ( aka NARCAN). Term is based on the drug addiction movie Train Spotting and the drugs use in countering opioid overdose.

Don't worry. We can shoot up. I've got plenty of Train Spotting Safety Net in case we OD.

Train Spotting Safety Net is great but who's going to administer it if we OD?

by Funmunke April 2, 2017

g-spotting

The act of doing two or more things at the same time and causing a usually unexpected and big thing to happen

A: "I pressed punch and pause at the same time on accident and now my game is frozen!"

B: "lol nice g-spotting"

by T3r3n August 20, 2021

Beaver Spotting

The act of making an excuse to leave company to go throw up, usually after consuming copious amounts of alcohol.

This can also be used as a code as to what colour the vomit produced was.

“Where did Maik go?” “He went Beaver Spotting about 10 minutes ago, I think he found a green one”

by Little_Digital September 19, 2021