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smurfing

In gaming culture, smurfing is defined as logging into a secret account seperate from a main account as to allow the user to play a game without being detected by his or her peers.

Generally the purpose of smurfing is to improve oneself without compromising the statistics of a main account. It allows gamers to try new strategies, or simply play without worrying about a "record".
David: Didn't see you online at all today.

Rich: I was smurfing earlier, tried the AS50 with the ACOG attachment, was lots of fun. Playing around with some new stuff.

David: Didn't want to mess up your stats I see.
by pethcirrr July 13, 2012
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Smurf Yeah

Hell yeah/Fuck yeah, anything related to the answer yes.
Mostly used when excited.
Did you get to touch her boobs?
Smurf Yeah!
by Stefskee December 9, 2008
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Realistic Smurf cat

A realistic image of a Smurf or Shaylushay (Шайлушай) is an artwork of a Smurf that has a face of a cat and is holing a snail on its back. the image became a TikTok trend in September 2023,
The picture isn't loading but I swear if its that realistic Smurf cat thing im gonna fucking lose it
by Indoggob September 11, 2023
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smurfology

(n.) the study of all things smurf; Donnie Darko is considered by most experts to have been the pioneer of this field.
Smurfology, as expounded by Mr. D. Darko:

Donnie Darko- “Smurfette doesn't fuck.”
Sean Smith- “That's bullshit. Smurfette fucks all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting too horny.”
Ronald Fisher- “No, no, no, not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.”
Sean Smith- “Okay, then, you know what? She fucks them and Vanity watches. Okay?”
Ronald Fisher- “What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action.”
Sean Smith- “Yeah, what he does, he films the gangbang, and he beats off to the tape.”
Donnie Darko- “First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gangbang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little, white pants. It's just so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. You know, what's the point of living if you don't have a dick?”
Ronald Fisher- “Dammit, Donnie. Why you gotta get all smart on us?”
by Da Sperminator January 24, 2011
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smurfing

A person in the higher ranks of a game, usually a team based dps game like overwatch or csgo, who purposly makes a new account or purposly drops down to the lower ranks just to destroy the noobies.
Some dude playing overwatch: Why is this McCree so good?

Guy who is smurfing: Between you and me, I'm smurfing down here on bronze, I'm actually 500.
by pancakesavage7 June 14, 2017
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surfsup

When your at the sea and you see that the waves are firing you say surfsup or when your excited to go have a surf you shout “surfsup!”
Ayy surfsup my dude
by Jaco_is_stinky October 5, 2020
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Poppin Smurf

To throw a smoke grenade at the opposition while online on Gears of War 2. Upon being "popped a smurf" on, the phrase "smurfs ahoy" may be employed.
Team 1:"Lets get the fuck out of here. I'm poppin smurf!"
Team 2:"Smurfs Ahoy!"
by sphinx of pedophiles August 1, 2010
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